Really put the BS in “Bachelors of Scientology”
At Xenu University on planet Neo-Teegeeack inside a black hole.
You should pivot immediately to Knowledgeanism, be a Knowledgian. Its a “legit” thing
On 46th between 7th & 8th.
Sure! Just need a few million dollars, a gullible mind and the willingness to endure unlubricated anal sex on demand.
The first two are just normal Scientology. The last one is just my personal requirement
We just need to test you with this little harmless toy machine and you pay us lots and lots of money for the rest of your life while doing back breaking labor aboard our city sized vessel located in International Waters so no one can do anything about what we do to you. And thats it!
It’s super simple to apply, and a great idea!
