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kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml ·
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what do you think is inside the abandoned research lab fridge

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what do you think is inside the abandoned research lab fridge

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    A portal that lets you control John Malkovich.

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      Or edibles. Gotta find out either way because I’m not risking losing either.

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    A USB stick containing voice recordings of a scientist talking about how they messed up that gets cut up half way through because they need to attend to something.

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    Mold

    • kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      i suppose anything can be a mold if you have enough casting material

      but the question now is what material exactly

      i vote sharp cheddar

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    string or nothing

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    Shotgun ammo and a medkit

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    50 rotting lizard brains

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      And 3 freshies

      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No, that would contaminate the results for the zombie lizard survey.

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    Nothing, any more. It got out!

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    24 beers and shredded cheese

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    T-Virus antidote

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    It’s empty, because no one would move a full fridge, and it hasn’t been used since it was moved.

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    Research grade cum

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    Chinese takeout

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      WHAT IS THE CHARGE? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

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    An additional warning label.

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    A sandwich and an unmarked beaker with champagne in it.

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    Mushrooms

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      this is oregon so uh CHECKS OUT lol

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