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minus-squarememe_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up177·1 day ago“You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly.” I’ve seldomly come across a more delusional statement…
minus-squareRamRabbit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-210 hours agoUnderstanding the intricacies of someone else’s code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!
minus-squareAvicenna@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 day ago“You don’t need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought”
minus-squareAlphaOmega@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 day agoI just spotted the first logic error.
minus-squarebestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 day agoThis is written like an AI prompt.
minus-squareStellarSt0rm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-216 hours agoI think the text is AI generated, “you will not just be writing code; you will be orchestrating it”, literally “its not x - its y” but written a little differently. Edit: Forgot the “just” in the quote
minus-squareluciferofastora@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 hours agoRemember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That’s sure to help.
minus-squarebestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoIt does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.
minus-squareexu@feditown.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·edit-21 day agoReading: yes Comprehending: no Edit: markdown line break
“You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly.”
I’ve seldomly come across a more delusional statement…
Understanding the intricacies of someone else’s code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!
“You don’t need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought”
I just spotted the first logic error.
This is written like an AI prompt.
I think the text is AI generated, “you will not just be writing code; you will be orchestrating it”, literally “its not x - its y” but written a little differently.
Edit: Forgot the “just” in the quote
Remember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That’s sure to help.
It does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.
Reading: yes
Comprehending: no
Edit: markdown line break