So what I get from this: You can probably just lick it. Odds are in your favor

Now THAT’S a lower back tattoo I could get behind!

It’s probably also why we all have to sleep at some point. The simulation alots each of us processes some computation time and pauses threads in a round-robin fashion, giving the illusion of true parallelism.

Don’t let the sim pause you! Take meth!!1!

I see your pitiful vibe coding and raise you… SPITE CODING 👿

Inside you there are two snails…

Do you at least have some local commits to get back to? Or did your job remove the .git folder as well? 👀

🫡

I mean, you could just use a launcher that lets you pick custom icons

So wait…you can’t just change the app icon to something you want on iOS? 😄

Objection!

Exhibit A:

Childish take: man that sucks

Serious take: fuck them for endangering their users like that! This should have business ending, as well as personal consequences for the company and people involved. There’s very real potential for people getting seriously harmed by this 🤬

And don’t forget addiction 🙃

You’ll also develop an overbite 👍

Nah not really…most of the time I’m at least doing a light metadata check, like who’s the maintainer & main contributors, any trusted folks have starred the repo, how active is development and release frequency, search issues with “vulnerability”/“cve” see how contributors communicate on those, previous cve track record.

With real code audits… I could only ever be using a handful of programs, let alone the thought of me fully auditing the whole linux kernel before I trust it 😄

Focusing on “mission critical” apps feels pretty useless imho, because it doesn’t really matter which of the thousands of programs on your system executes malicious code, no? Like sure, the app you use for handling super sensitive data might be secure and audited…then you get fucked by some obscure compression library silently loaded by a bunch of your programs.

Yes fortunately I do have meds, and have opted to take some today despite it being the weekend. I just don’t want to waste another day in ADHD paralysis^^

Yesterday was pretty fucked though. Didn’t even manage to get up to go to work, let alone call in sick…buuut I guess that’s a problem for Monday

“how can you not?? All the info’s right fucking there! Maybe y’all should stop spending your time online cultivating para-social relationships with human billboards slowly rotting away your brain, and start using the fucking thing as it was intended!”

…sigh. I’m tired of being the weird one for knowing having read about things 😅

Huh…since I’ve seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here

I…is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

disruption 🤌