Oh shit, time to put the Champaign in the fridge

Fits right in

That’s what you get for claiming we are family

Should have started playing The Rains of Castamere and started locking all the doors

Some entertainment industry weirdos at this years Met Gala

Just what I need in my life! MORE easily accessible screens to help fuck up my brain chemistry

Turns out if you don’t believe in aerosols they can’t harm you. Wish we had known that during covid

That’s in the morning before hair & make-up have done their best to make him presentable

Those clearly were tortoises though :D

Simple!

Turtle: pretty chill dude cruising the East Australian Current

Tortoise: teaching Pandas Kung-Fu

I mean he’s not wrong, jusice for J6 is imperative to all. Just not in the way he imagines

It comes from an account claiming to be the Iranian embassy in Zimbabwe: https://xcancel.com/IRANinZIMBABWE/status/2041063891497632113#m

Blue check (meaningless since Musk takeover) but account seems to exist since 2018. Too lazy to check whether handle had checkmark prior to Musk…might still be a parody account

Follow up post suggestion should shit go down:

mane pattern baldness

Perl Horber

Hold up…is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog’s hand?

In what context does this even exist?? 😄

Wireguard on a VPS and run it through port 443. That should get you through most things that don’t do TLS inspection

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Ah, Violet’s out posting again 😄