I was cured of my desire to have eyes

See my bullet journal that I’ll inevitably start again each year during a summer high sometime in July or August and then it gets abandoned by October

Also if you don’t remember you wrote it in your notes app, how will you remember to look at the notes in time 🙈

You’ll see it in a moment of clarity, 2 weeks later when you walk past the whiteboard you bought a few months ago to “finally get your shit together”

It’s a race condition that doesn’t get triggered when you run the program through a debugger or with copious amounts of debug log output 💀

The Spoomin is obviously the only correct choice here!

I doubt that a server would be an attractive target for common thieves. It’s heavy, bulky and not immediately clear how well it would resell and how valuable it actually is. So yeah… Just have plenty of other more stealable things lying around I guess 😄

Insolent human taunting our gracious AI overlords with images of his puny appendage stuck in a cage.

May the Basilisk have mercy on his soul

Even when aim is there, splashing occurs. It really shows that some men never had to clean their own bathrooms.

Also fuck you if you piss standing up in a stall when there’s pissoirs outside.

You want privacy for your little weenie, sit your ass down and scroll on your phone like normal people do.

404 page’s on point tho 😂😂

Plus they are Etsy witches after all…

“Curse for long thumbs”*

*ymmv

Sooo apparently witchcraft might be real 🧿

Either that, or Jezebel accidentally found a group of assassins operating on the clear web cause TOR’s too fucking slow 😄

Pfizer did nothing wrong! Stop RFK Jr.'s anti-“big mommy milkers” crusade!!1!

re: gene editing

Ummm what kind of deranged psycho would sit in a doctors office and specify:“I want my daughter to have huge tits!”

I mean the “west’s” brain had been thoroughly washed as well… embarrassingly by some egghead cuck named Milton though

It’s okay, this text showed me how it’d feel to be dyslexic

As it turns out, the emergence and popularization of Zoos during the Victorian era was largely driven by the work conducted at the Royal Institute for Volumetric Measurements in London.

Similarly the expansion of the British empire was mostly driven by the need to find ever larger exotic animals in order to establish comparative volumetric weights for the ever larger ships and constructions of that era.

“25.678 standard volume foxes”, was starting to become a bit unwieldy when describing a cargo vessel’s size.

One standard volume giraffe of course, i.e. the volume in m³ an average giraffe would fill (at room temperature and sea level), when passed through a blender. And then half of that

So like … Swim goggles will suffocate my eyes? 😦