Communism. A system of government where the rulers use the media they own to keep the lower and middle classes fighting with each other while they . . the rich . . . run off with all the f*cking money.
Oh wait. That’s capitalism. I don’t know how I got those two systems confused.
No no no. That’s Communism, because of the big government.
Under capitalism everyone can do their own research and the smartest, strongest, bestest ones become the leaders through hard work. Then they become famous due to their natural animal magnetism, solve all of the problems, and spend their golden years pumping out hundreds of babies so that their righteous seed forms the foundation for the next generation.
Under communism, everyone gets tricked into thinking they’re equal, which defies natural law. Government gets too big and destroys productivity. And then the trickster evil communists make all the babies. But those babies are weak, so the civilization fails.
That’s why only the whitest civilizations are capitalist.
Communism. A system of government where the rulers use the media they own to keep the lower and middle classes fighting with each other while they . . the rich . . . run off with all the f*cking money.
Oh wait. That’s capitalism. I don’t know how I got those two systems confused.
No no no. That’s Communism, because of the big government.
Under capitalism everyone can do their own research and the smartest, strongest, bestest ones become the leaders through hard work. Then they become famous due to their natural animal magnetism, solve all of the problems, and spend their golden years pumping out hundreds of babies so that their righteous seed forms the foundation for the next generation.
Under communism, everyone gets tricked into thinking they’re equal, which defies natural law. Government gets too big and destroys productivity. And then the trickster evil communists make all the babies. But those babies are weak, so the civilization fails.
That’s why only the whitest civilizations are capitalist.
Turns out humans just suck! :D
Common mistake
Communism is the one without a government.
It’s a handy way to differentiate between them.