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minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·22 hours agoThis is why all centrifuges should be hand-cranked. Chase the lab blues away with some vigorous physical stimulation.
minus-squareanton@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·18 hours agoIn lew of a hand cranked centrifuge, we installed a Crank machine next to the centrifuge, for “reforming offenders stimulating researchers by teaching them habits of industry.”
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·16 hours ago …and does nothing useful. So a day at the lab then.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·20 hours agoSorry, but there’s been a blanket ban on any “vigorous physical stimulation” in the lab ever since the incident
minus-squaretomenzgg@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoOh, you were one of them that worked with the dolphins?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 hours agoI’m not at liberty to confirm or deny.
minus-squareLibertyLizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·22 hours agoAre you telling me I could get paid to hand-crank my centrifuge? I’ve been doing it for free all these years.
This is why all centrifuges should be hand-cranked.
Chase the lab blues away with some vigorous physical stimulation.
In lew of a hand cranked centrifuge, we installed a Crank machine next to the centrifuge, for “
reforming offendersstimulating researchers by teaching them habits of industry.”So a day at the lab then.
Sorry, but there’s been a blanket ban on any “vigorous physical stimulation” in the lab ever since the incident
Oh, you were one of them that worked with the dolphins?
I’m not at liberty to confirm or deny.
Are you telling me I could get paid to hand-crank my centrifuge? I’ve been doing it for free all these years.