Why do Americans give Santa cookies and milk? He’s not 5 years old. Leave him a glass of water, and a couple of ibuprofen. He’s not feeling great after every child in Britain left him a mince pie and an alcoholic beverage.
Ibuprofen and alcohol do not mix well. Well except you want totally get hammered
What? Drinking while taking ibuprofen just increases the risk of stomach bleeding and ulcers, it doesn’t get you hammered.
The list of vegan crimes keeps mounting:
- This poster is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
- Vegans will lie to your face about how good oat milk is. (You made my coffee taste like porridge, you bastards!)
(/hj)
Yeah I like non dairy milks, especially soy and nutmilks, but oat milk is just watery oatmeal…
Yeah who drinks milk that isn’t a child anyway? Fuck your oat And almond milk.
Are we all ignoring Mrs. I Love Fiber???
This is like those Onion comics. Like literally, this could be an Onion comic.
Of all the vegans I have ever met, none of them have had that much muscle definition. Santa’s on roids yall
this has gotta be AI generated right? they really have no sense of shame at all
Nope, I saw plenty of bad art before AI became a thing and this is 100% handmade. Not 100% original though, as the lines were clearly traced. You can actually tell the person who made it is fairly inexperienced in art because they used the airbrush for every single shadow and highlight, so being this anatomically correct on the lines would not be consistent if they weren’t tracing.
Doesn’t look like ai so maybe they paid an artist
Something about it does seem a little off, like they missed a line when they traced the hand so it looks like his finger is broken, but I don’t think it was AI…?
It looks like a composite. Like they did the main image with AI then touched up some areas or something. It really gives off the slop vibe but not fully.
I eat dairy still but oat milk is tasty af tbh
Best latte milk
No. Macadamia butt milk is superior.
Ooooh (except for the butt part, what)
I love me some macadamia nutsI tried to type nut, but my keyboard autocorrect kept changing it to but, so I decided to roll withit lol
I have a butt, Greg. Can you milk me??
That does make sense, and I should have been able to guess that by context, but it is much funnier this way
Legit. Gotta be fresh, homemade stuff can be slimy. But oat milk is dank.
How do you find the oat nipples, let alone grasp them?
Oats are actually the nipples of a tiny cow.
He quite famously doesn’t like a little naughty
So is he still milking the elves or no?
Whether he milks the elves or vice versa depends on whether you sort by the hetero tag.
We stan a vegan king!
This sentence is the origin story of the Arxur in Nature Of Predators
Nut milk comes from male cows.
There’s a scene in the novel The Orphanmasters Son where the main character jerks off male cows to get enough calories to survive a North Korean camp. It broke my suspension of disbelief, tbh.
Fuck peta, Milk everything!
fuck peta, milk everyone who consents
Fuck milk, peta everything?
Milks to thin, however butter …
Milk’s too thin, thin thin milk…
lol. In this new vegan-Santa era, are there no more enslaved reindeer? Have all of the cookies been replaced with vegan options? His suit is most definitely real fur. Judging by the gut, the man loves a juicy ribeye, smothered in butter and onions, daily.
We used to have a real 196, with trans posts and liberal paramilitants.
Now people only come here from other communities to post their personal agendas.
196 communities only ever had one rule - and they are obeying that.
You make a good point, I was just pining about past experiences, but some semantics about the “One Rule”:
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Other rules
Behavior rules:
- No bigotry (transphobia, racism, etc…)
- No genocide denial
- No support for authoritarian behaviour (incl. Tankies)
- No namecalling
- Accounts from lemmygrad.ml, threads.net, or hexbear.net are held to higher standards
- Other things seen as cleary bad
Posting rules:
- No AI generated content (DALL-E etc…)
- No advertisements
- No gore / violence
- Mutual aid posts are not allowed
NSFW: NSFW content is permitted but it must be tagged and have content warnings. Anything that doesn’t adhere to this will be removed. Content warnings should be added like: [penis], [explicit description of sex]. Non-sexualized breasts of any gender are not considered inappropriate and therefore do not need to be blurred/tagged.
I don’t see this breaking any of those rules
Why would you?
You’ve caught me. This shitpost is part of my veiled conspiracy to increase oat milk sales using a diegetically attractive Santa Claus. It’s part of my cults plan to ensure the growth of the Quaker Man, who we keep in an underground vat we will eventually use to achieve the apocalypse.
You don’t need a profit incentive to have an agenda.
