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minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 days agoTo be fair, neither are reindeer IRL. Santa’s sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·2 days agoMurderous flying polar bears.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days ago🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you’ll soon be dead🎶
minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoIt’s a ton better, you’re not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days agoExactly. Ain’t nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.
minus-squareplyth@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoWhat limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days ago…And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?
minus-squareGrandwolf319@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoWasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoAnd Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.
To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.
Santa’s sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.
Murderous flying polar bears.
🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you’ll soon be dead🎶
It’s a ton better, you’re not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.
Exactly. Ain’t nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.
What limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?
Real estate prices.
But santa lives in Finland…
…And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?
Wasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?
And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.