Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

Collaborate

To… blave…

They’ll probably convert The Simpsons to be entirely AI-generated soon so that it can stay on the air forever. The quality will probably go up, too.

The Earth was created on January 1st, 1970 and will end on January 19th, 2038.

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

The Doctor barely squeaked through his Time Lord training (I think the quote was “53% on his second try.”)

Which, in turn, keeps the time flies away, thus preserving the space-time continuum.

Cicero

They were mostly part of the bacteria domain but I slaughtered them like animals.

The last truly great piece of Star Wars media.

That’s the true danger of the Bermuda Triangle.

This guy still thinks birds are real.

For anyone who doesn’t get the reference

Americans have been trying to eliminate the letter “u” for centuries.

Tandy slapped the TRS-80 label on a lot of things that had nothing to do with the original TRS-80 design. The Color Computer line was marketed under that brand, for instance, despite being a completely different, incompatible architecture.

Like what we do with fur and leather?

The Love Guru 2.

No, KITT was a Pontiac.

Impressive keming there.