Really enjoying this strong economy where there are literally no jobs for anyone

Cool. Cut your pay and the pay of the other execs.

Oh, that’s not the code reduction you’re talking about?

Man, 15th century France is sounding more and more like a good time.

He must be cutting his salary too, right?

and by us here, I of course mean me, who ideally will be the only one left in the end so that our profits are absolutely maximized! Please stay loyal to the brand and make sure you are not underperforming in our arbitrary popularity contests we call performance reviews."