• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    Beyond disappointed that none of our resident fart accounts have commented in this thread. Clearly the clarion call of the wind broken by the fart golems haven’t yet echoed deep enough into the halls of lemmy to reach their noses.

    @Fartswithanaccent@lemmy.world
    @Fartographer@lemmy.world
    @I_fart_glitter@lemmy.world
    @Satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world

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      21 hours ago

      Who can murder someone with a PC this excellent?

      Professor Belvedere “Fartsparkles” Tinkletuft was once a respected lecturer at the Neverwinter Arcane Academy. His groundbreaking research into “transmogrified odoriferous manifestations” (or, as the students called it, fart magic) was dismissed as childish and “in poor taste.”

      In protest, the Professor vowed to prove that flatulence is the ultimate illusion. Through alchemical experimentation, he discovered how to weaponize his digestive essence into arcane displays — clouds of glittering gas, illusionary stink beasts, and even gaseous duplicates of himself.

      Now he roams the realms, performing “scientific demonstrations” and occasionally saving the world — usually by accident.

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        22 hours ago

        Ah, but you also know that much as I would like to, I have no experience with RPGs.

        I’m intimidated by all the rules and details and worry that an old, though sparkly✨ fart like me would fair as well as a boomer trying a smart phone for the first time. 🤷‍♀️