Click. Ugh. Another one.
You know the drill. You land on a new website, eager to read an article or check a product price, and before the page even finishes loading, it appears: the dreaded cookie banner. A pop-up, a slide-in, a full-screen overlay demanding you “Accept All,” “Manage Preferences,” or navigate a labyrinth of toggles designed by a corporate lawyer.


As a small time developer, just no. Why would I be installing spyware on my small websites and importing a ton of third-party shit instead of doing things the right way from the beginning? Imagine tracking people to the extreme that you’ve legally got to resort to fucking popup
<div>s and having that kind of web property tied to your name — yikes.