I’m thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun
get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present
This, except I wouldn’t leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.
Unironically I wish those of us who haven’t socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.
I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.
A dildo
Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.
Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.
Trump body pillow.
religious?
Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.
Das Kapital in the original German
Charlie’s already being made into chia pet ❔️❔️❔️❔️ wat
Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain
“Thanks Obama” coffee mug
Do they make one with the reverse side “I did this” Biden pointing?
“Release the pizzagate files”
Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D
A box o’ dildos
I feel those should be packaged in a bag and be edible.
All dildos are edible if you’re hungry enough.
