I’m thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun
get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present
Unironically I wish those of us who haven’t socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.
I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.
A dildo
Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.
Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.
Trump body pillow.
religious?
Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.
Das Kapital in the original German
Charlie’s already being made into chia pet ❔️❔️❔️❔️ wat
Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain
Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D
“Thanks Obama” coffee mug
Do they make one with the reverse side “I did this” Biden pointing?
“Release the pizzagate files”
A box o’ dildos
I feel those should be packaged in a bag and be edible.
All dildos are edible if you’re hungry enough.
What’s a chud?
Back in my day, it referred to a penis that is wider than it is long. Today it refers to something far less pleasant (ultra right-winger).
I thought that was a chode
A regional dialect, maybe?
Chud is a slang term used online to refer to people who are considered far from socially normal and unpleasant to be around. The term, undergoing slight changes in its meaning over the decades, has maintained its usage as an offensive and negatively connotated word. Starting in 2020, the term spawned the Chudjak, Avatar Chud, and GigaChud memes as it was increasingly connected with the alt-right.
Sounds like they made a term for wannabe but failed chads
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Also what the other person posted.
You already know, I promise
