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minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·6 days agoThis is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·6 days agofrom now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoDang I thought we were invisible.
minus-squareSL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days ago vegetarians So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agohence we’re sending the non-kinky ones
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·6 days agodammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agodamnit i want to go to space but I’m one of those kinky aces
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoyou know what let’s build our own rocket with buffets and dildos
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·6 days agoEither fuck it, or fuck with it.
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoFirst contact’s gonna be kinky
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoTheir genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane. I’d be fine tho.
This is why aliens avoid us. Whenever we discover something, we either try to eat, enslave, or fuck it. Sometimes all 3.
from now on we should only send pacifistic asexual (sex repulsed to be specific, i know you kinky aces exist you can’t hide) vegetarians to space
Dang I thought we were invisible.
So secretions from alien udders are still a thing?
hence we’re sending the non-kinky ones
But the aliens are plant-based…
dammit i want to go to space but i literally have EAT ONE OF EVERYTHING at the top of my bucket list
damnit i want to go to space but I’m one of those kinky aces
you know what let’s build our own rocket with buffets and dildos
A buffet of dildos?
one of those too!
Either fuck it, or fuck with it.
First contact’s gonna be kinky
Their genitals are so different that gazing upon them drives normal people insane.
I’d be fine tho.