Context it was aheago (I might have spelled that wrong, at work and can’t check) anime fabric, which might be questionable in a professional work environment.

Porn.

Last Christmas is also in the all-surrounding Christmas playlist, I’m in the US and I’ve got friends who play Whamageddon every year. I’m reminded that they play by their posts on socials about when they inevitably lose the game.

My keys are attached to my chain wallet, and my chain wallet is attached to the pants I’m wearing for the next few days.

Thankfully I haven’t forgotten the pants yet.

I love how so many people clearly didn’t read the entire post, lol.

That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.

I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general.

Hooters’ wing sauce is actually pretty good. I used to be able to buy it in my local grocery store and I’d toss veggie nuggets in it. And I suspect as long as it’s still hot by the time you get it (bit of a gamble I know) buffalo wings probably do better with delivery than a lot of other options.

I haven’t seen them outside of nerd spaces in years, but the hypothetical coworkers might be entertained by American Gashapon. I think the Japanese ones are always higher quality stuff than ours but there were some entertaining toy lines in those.

Oh, that reminds me, I’ve got a milk crate full of old ham radio stuff. I should get my license and see if any of it still works…

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

slinky cat!

@FWPD_unreal

Not to say Fort Wayne, and Indiana as a whole, don’t suck, but I suspect that’s a satire account.

!micromobility@lemmy.world might get a kick out of this, sadly Jerboa doesn’t make cross posting easy (or at least I haven’t figured out how to do it yet).

After the Oprah episodes they did a compilation episode of all of the bastards Oprah gave us that they’d previously covered, including Dr Phil. It was like 9 hours long. I couldn’t finish it.

Probably didn’t know how to cook them back then, look at what happened to lobster.

They really missed out on Pumpkin Spice.

I grew up near the one in Kissimmee FL and drove past it all the time, I always wanted to check it out but never got the chance to because my parents weren’t interested.

damnit i want to go to space but I’m one of those kinky aces