!yepowertrippinbastards@lemmy.dbzer0.com might get a kick out of this.

I booted into Bazzite this evening and noticed my lock screen had changed, I assumed there had been a major update of some kind. I’m impressed both with how quickly I got this and with how entirely seamless this whole experience has been so far.

Most of us just use a stall and don’t bother with a STP. But the shake it off and stick it back in your underwear move is the move with these things, and it’s about as gross as when the cis guys do it, lol.

I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it’s less of a problem… or it would be if Blessica wasn’t an awful name.

Elvira is just goth Dolly Parton, cmv.

Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.

I should pull my ham radio stuff out of storage to verify this. Sounds like fun.

Something something parthenogenesis

I think you would get enough though. Lemmy seems to skew older and and based on what I’ve seen a fair number of people have kids.

I can think of someone who would probably be game to mod it, but he’s a bit notorious for continuing somewhat silly arguments on occasion…

There actually is a gills npm package, lol.

They already ruined pineapple decor, now you’re telling me they also stole kitschy lawn flamingos? Noo, I like my tacky lawn flamingos.

Back in the 80s and before, that extended warranty was incredible. We joke that my parents were the ones responsible for bankrupting Sears because of how much they used the lifetime warranties on things like appliances. As a kid it felt like we had a Sears repairman at the house monthly for the washer or dryer or fridge… Since Sears is long gone, I think I can tell this story. My parents had a betamax player that they really wanted to unrepairably blow up so they’d get a credit towards a new VHS player (they recorded all the shows they watched so they could fast forward through commercials, we had like 100 VHS tapes just to record TV on), so my dad wired up the betamax player to run 240v through it. Sears repaired it.

Well, he’s been (falsely) rumored to have died in the war in Ukraine, so he clearly didn’t die from the incident.

50 Shades of Gray is basically this, but it takes this idea to 11 for a joke.

Prove it, tell us some cool butterfly facts!

grey duck

Possibly because Romeo and Juliet were stupid teenagers and and part of the tragedy is about the impulsiveness of youth. A good teacher can sometimes get that across, but I suspect it doesn’t really sink in. And if they didn’t teach it with A Midsummer Night’s Dream it’s also a missed opportunity - Romeo and Juliet is satirized during the Pyramus and Thisby play-in-a-play.