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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago

me except I'm a 1.5 on a good day :3

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me except I'm a 1.5 on a good day :3

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    given the current state of the world. you gotta be mentally insane not to be constantly at risk of a meltdown

    • RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Wow things are so crazy I’ve become sane

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        catch22 of modern times

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPM
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      TIL I’m mentally sane 😔

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        I hate being the bearer of bad news.

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    Not a single sega device smh my head

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Me if I wasn’t a 0 :3

  • ValarieLenin@midwest.social
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    Why can’t thigh highs ever stay up like that irl ?!?!?!

    • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
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      There are ways to make them stat up without garters, I forgot the name of it but its basically stuff that glues your clothes to you a little.

      Wouldn’t use it regularly though.

    • Another Catgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Nude powermesh leggings that don’t let it slide down

    • Delilah (She/Her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      sigh - I know right!

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      garters

  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    She’s a 10, full stop.

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    So you’re only a 10 on bad days? Hope things get better, it must be rough never having good days =/

  • Of the Air (cele/celes)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Then she should be shown care, love and understanding 🙂.

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      Hypothetically, if someone’s more like a 5 and always on the verge of a meltdown… Like do I– do they get 50% care, love and understanding?

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        Nah, 5s get 100% too.

        • hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Okay, yay! 💙

      • Of the Air (cele/celes)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        No, why would anybody do or think such a thing? It’s not based on the bullshit measurement system of ‘attractiveness’ based on bullshit beauty standards.

        It’s based on caring about other people. Though yes, we should have explained that better, we guess.

        • hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I was only kidding 😳

          I don’t care for numeric scales of prettiness either.

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            Beauty isn’t a constant, it’s a function of the person observing, the basic interest of both parties, eagerness for a relationship, and the respective sexualities:

            B(O)=O*b_i*E*s

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            Your joke was obvious, btw

            • Of the Air (cele/celes)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Please don’t assume everyone or everymany can understand all jokes in text, thanks.

              There’s a reason tone tags exist after all, as an accessibility tool for just this kind of situation.

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                I didn’t assume. I was telling them that to me it felt obvious.

                • Of the Air (cele/celes)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                  Please be more clear with that in the future, as your exclusion of “to me” came across as saying it was, or should have been, obvious to everyone or everymany. Thanks!

          • Of the Air (cele/celes)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Okay.

            Hope you are doing well.

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    Jessica you are a 10.

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        I’m an eye witness

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        i know someone who can :3

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        Yes, cause you are totally not Jessica

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    If she’s always on the verge of a meltdown, she can’t be any higher than a 7 at the absolute most. She needs to work on herself first before she starts dating again.

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    You wanna talk about anything?

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      I’ll live. I’m just kinda bummed and lost in the world. I don’t know what to do with my life, be it leaving the country or risking staying in this scary fucking place. I’m not being useful for anyone, especially myself

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    So 11 then.

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      If I fix her does she become a 10 or a 12?

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        Probably an 8 or below.

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    Nazuna is my favorite hot mess.

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    same

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