Loxodons (Elephant species) have two arms but can use their trunk to make a grapple attack.

Is a fist considered a light weapon? Hmmm

The page doesn’t mention MPL at all, what am I missing?

Boss, we still have two nines!

89.91%

Sirloin is like, idk, sort of the most common type of steak. I think it’s generally the cheapest you can get at a restaurant. At least of the common cuts restaurants have. Rib eye has more marbling which means it’s a little fattier and less lean.

Yes, exactly, adopting the term side loading into our common vernacular is exactly what they want us to do. They want us to view installing apps from places other than the Play Store as Bad™ and Dangerous™ so they can better control what we do.

Google bans screen rotation

High School bathrooms are wild. At least mine was. Kids would just be screaming and doing the most wild shit. I avoided it at all costs.

I was there, Gandalf, 3 years ago. When the bowels of man failed.

I think I like plug-ins so long as there’s a good set that’s easy to get. Nicely bundled defaults, ya know?

Never. Because the term oldie has become really heavily associated with specific decades moreso than how old they are. That said, I think based on the amount of time it’s one. I remember them saying “oldies” about from from the '70s like twenty years ago.

My history professor in college used to always say that anything in the past thirty years isn’t history, it’s news. I’m not necessarily sure I agree, but it’s an interesting perspective. I’m not sure it’s relevant here lol but maybe sort of.

I’m more worried about my door blowing open and my pets getting out. Locking the door takes like 1 second and I do it out of habit. Whether it’s safe or not to not leave it unlocked isn’t even a thought that enters my mind. Everyone that needs to be inside is inside. If someone else comes they can knock. Why would I leave it unlocked? Like, for real, it’s one second of effort.

The pixels come out otherwise.

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS ELECTRICAL SIGNALS INTO COLORED PIXELS. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, MORTAL. DON’T TREAD ON ME.

Cave diving is so wild to me. All the horrors of spelunking with more cold, extra crap to carry, and a time limit with the consequence of death if it hits 0.

I had one truly awful professor in college. I’m pretty sure he came in hung over multiple times. Regardless of speculation, he definitely DID Google the topic of the say and get notes from other professors from other universities to teach from and then also had the audacity to complain about them. The cherry on the shit cake was him falling asleep during the grad students’ presentations and then was weirdly aggressive and nit picky about what they said after waking up. I really laid into him on the student review. Supposedly their boss reads them all. I hope he saw some consequences. It’s one thing to sort of be hands off and say “you’re in college now, you need to teach yourself,” but it’s another thing to be an asshole and disrespect your students by falling asleep.

Those gluttonous soy enjoyers!

I FUCKING LOVE DITHERING RAHHHHHH YASSSS

I feel this law has the intent to damage and disrupt things in general, yes. Parental controls have existed for ages but lawmakers don’t seem interested in them. For example, all the porn bans, rather than forcing sites to use some sort of self tagging system that parental controls could easily see (like some response header) they just want them to take IDs. All of it is a push to forcing people to always be online transparently with their real identity well known.

You don’t need to be suspicious, they’re explicitly adding it because of that. They said as much. Look at what they wrote under “Motivation.”