First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?

https://youtu.be/gTWjPHfXnUE

Clearly not enough easily accessible toilets for people to not pee on the sides of buildings. If the problem is so big that you’re considering designing hydrophobic pisser punisher paint you clearly don’t have enough places for people to pee.

Imagine people in remote chastity cages.

If the project isn’t related to what you do at work

This is hostile architecture. Build toilets instead.

If the project isn’t related to what you do at work, you don’t do it on company time, and you don’t use company hardware, you’re most likely fine.

I’m unsure how much benefit reusable straws really are because at a restaurant, they’re probably gonna give you straws anyways and I don’t think they’d put unused ones back in the box, especially post covid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_pump

Breeder reaction 😳

That’s why it’s funny.

Knowing who lies and who tells the truth doesn’t tell you which door leads to the prize and which to death.

If water finds it’s level, why is the bubble finding the level? Open your eyes!

Lemmy.flat

Well, for one, that’s a coffee mug, not coffee. But I suppose coffee can also be in all of these shapes.

In the words of Charles Bronson, “Take those pearls you’re clutchin’ and shove 'em up your ass.”

You don’t think getting upset over “Like.” is pearl clutching?

“Oh, the deep dream stuff? Yeah, those look so trippy. What do you mean poop though? Usually it’s just dogs.”

I may be mistaken, but I really could’ve sworn that a lot of the really strict SLA guarantees Amazon gives assume you are doing things across availability zones and/or regions. Like they’re saying “we guarantee 99.999% of uptime across regions” sort of thing. Take this with a grain of salt, it’s something I only half remember from a long time ago.

Looks fine for me through Jerboa.

I wouldn’t, because everyone would just have to learn another new language if they learned English because it’s the current one.

Someone asking why isn’t inherently saying no.