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He’s looking for a dominant mommy so maybe he used to be a dominant father. (?)

Did either of those do banker’s rounding?

This reminds me of a time at work when we got sued. The company was allegedly using (or had copies) of some tool we couldn’t have anymore. Annoying, but fine. However, to check this, they scanned all of our computers for the name of that company. They told us all to delete our entire local Maven repository. Someone who worked there was on the commiter list for a couple of open source projects. I just manually deleted those files because I knew for a fact that our central Maven repository didn’t have some of the versions of our own code on it and I wasn’t confident we wouldn’t need them again. Turns out I was right and needed to grab one later on to upload. Because I manually deleted the files with the company’s name instead of just deleting everything, the scanner thing they were running didn’t detect offending files. (Not that a file listing someone’s email address as a commiter to an open source project should be offending, but still.)

It was a Java project and every class was in a separate Maven module.

Oh I know, it’s not meant to be the one true argument to destroy anyone’s belief in god. But yeah the entire story of Job is just so fucked up. God literally puts Job through so much suffering just because of a pissing match with the devil.

God acting as an executioner for crimes he’s supposed to judge seems not as bad as God just straight up being like “yeah folks, I’m jealous and petty! But also perfect! But you better not be jealous and petty!”

I believe god is omnipotent and omniscient so I just prayed once for a good and healthy life. To pray often is to doubt god’s power. I don’t wanna out god in a box like that. Plus god has a divine plan that is obviously unable to be altered so why should we interject our own opinions into it? Seems like hubris to me.

So the satanic government must be hiding the prayers to satan that all pilots are required to do by the satanic FAA!

(misread as “not even the same”, my mistake.)

God breaks his own rules in the ten commandments. God tells us not to be jealous of our neighbors while describing himself as a jealous god.

“I didn’t steal and distribute your work, I just made a machine distill it down and able to copy everything meaningful about it!”

It’s a video instead of text because the person in the video made a video of themselves instead of writing something.

“Hello, this brand of tools that was specifically made for people to learn about? Yes, you’re no longer allowed to attempt to understand how they work.”

45° in Kelvin: ☝️🤓 Actually it’s not degrees Kelvin, just Kelvin

I’m 33 and watched a good bit of Skibiditoilet. It’s the same style as those videos, but I wouldn’t say it’s the same genre. There is actually a coherent story being told. It’s very “show don’t tell” but you see the escalation and arms race between the toilets and camera heads increasing through the series. One side attacks during a memorial service sticks out as such an example.

I’m not trying to say it’s cinematic genius or anything, but it’s a cut above brain rot.

Tung tung tung tung sahur is brainrot.

How exactly are you getting these in the first place? I just tried to share the url but it didn’t do anything odd.

Today I got told in a meeting by my manager that he’s being told we all have to use AI at every stage of the development process. I mentioned that, as a contractor, they don’t allow me to use these tools, and if they could give me access. Nope. I hate this. It’s all such bullshit.

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

This is my wife too lol, every time we’re in the car we’re playing them on repeat.