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Big pharma ruined the metaphor by changing the pill colors.

The blue pill was an antidepressant, the red pill was estrogen.

Also the main villian is a man in a suit who constantly deadnames the protagonist. The matrix is real life.

Only 5… I’m sorry

Being a man is a solvable problem :3

If that’s how you feel about your penis, you should consider taking hormones about it.

That’s just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k’s replaced with c’s.

You sound like someone with little to no experience with breasts. Breasts are squishy. Their shape is greatly effected by clothing. That is exactly how it works.

How long do I have to be on prog to get the girl horny?!??

That’s physically impossible. We need to instead make the country smaller.

This girl gets it

All bees are female, except the drones which are only grown when needed.

No, estrogen

there are 10

If you ever have to use the oxygen masks and it smells like burning don’t worry that’s normal.

The passenger masks use a chemical oxygen generator. Pulling on the mask starts the reaction. Deploying the masks would require the plane to be taken out of service to replace the generators and inspect the system.

Sadly, no airline would ever let a pilot be that fun.

I like nano because it lists the keyboard commands on the screen where I can see them.

I’ve gone back to physical cookbooks from the last century. SEO slop has made the the internet useless for recipes for years, and now this.

:3

Wait is that a thing? Was a supposed to sign up for notifications somewhere? No one told me.

yes

You’re completely right. There is no such thing as trans men, only women. And after transitioning trans women are measurably happier. This just goes to show that our society is disproportionately supportive of women and hostile to men, which is why misogyny is good actually.

!the above is satire in case it was unclear!<

same