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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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Ah yes... NULL has been shipped

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devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago
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  • KiWilly@lemmy.myserv.one
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    Guys hi, just looking for some support share, a Fantasy Adventure Story, for all ages and just some entertain with some storyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVIvQ1wsgg - maybe you are curious

  • null@lemmy.nullspace.lol
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    I’ve arrived.

    • devilish666@lemmy.worldOP
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      20 hours ago

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!

    • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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      But we don’t reall know until we look in the box

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        if (packet != null) {
            ...
        }
        
  • Toribor@corndog.social
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    Your package is set to arrive between the hours of 0 and -2,147,483,647.

  • Fargeol@lemmy.world
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    This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen

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      Idk why anyone would ever create a bare Object without subclassing it

  • DivineDev@piefed.social
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    DON’T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don’t move we’re sending someone to help you

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      SCP Agent: What’s in the box?

      SCP Scientist: Nothing

      SCP Agent: So, what’s the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee…

      SCP Scientist: You don’t understand. Our measurements show that there’s nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn’t contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It’s a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.

      SCP Agent: …

      SCP Agent: Is that bad?

      SCP Scientist: Very.

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        “Soundwave… what is in the box?”

        “Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”

        “What is a Hatsune Miku?”

        Soundwave’s Arch Nemesis

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      If it can be sent by mail it is probably not a Keter class object. Object class does not imply danger level

      Tho if it randomly appears in mail it maybe is

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    I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we’d get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I’d loudly announce, “Thank god! Our air arrived!” Then I’d tear it open and we’d all gasp like we’d been holding our breaths waiting for it.

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    For some reason DHL managed to get a null-string into their system a few years back, which meant that any DHL shipments to me - no matter what the seller had entered - had “null” as the receiver in the system.

    Everything else was fine, address and tracking numbers sent to me etc - but I did have a few interesting discussions at pickup locations that wanted to see identification matching the name in the system …

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    “Customers who bought this also bought: VOID”

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    There’s some decent money to be made in null shipping. For one thing, fuel costs are very low.

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    I would be terrified to open that box

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      you’re worried about nothing

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      I would be terrified not to open that box too.

      • expatriado@lemmy.world
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        i wouldn’t risk getting sucked into a null hole

        • Deconceptualist@leminal.space
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          C’mon, we all end up at /dev/null eventually. Just don’t gaze long into it or it might gaze into you.

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      Yeah, the moment you look at it you may experience a null pointer exception

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    He’s a cute little fella…

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      Game over, User wins

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  • 🇨🇦 tunetardis@piefed.ca
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    I hope you post an unboxing video. It could be exceptional…

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    Shipped to undefined

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Imagine holding a null in your hand… hopefully they sent you only one, and not zero nulls, or worse… -1… and don’t even get be started on imaginary nulls.

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