“differently than you” is a funny way to say “triple clicking a hyperlink every fucking time oh my god you only have to click it once, mom”.

I was told by a philosophy professor that to understand the paradox, I should read Wittgenstein. I couldn’t figure out Wittgenstein.

baby mice

Zeno

Imagine a distance of any length. How long does it take to cross an infinite number of that length? It takes an infinite amount of time.

Divide the length between A and B an infinite number of times. We now have an infinite number of lengths, which means it will take an infinite amount of time to cross them.

Which means nothing ever actually moves and movement itself is an illusion.

Well I’m glad the story has a happy ending at least.

Still downvoting beep no matter what.

“Straighten up and fly right!”

My daughter is learning to write and gets about half her numbers backwards. After I’ve corrected her on a 2, a 3, and a 7, I’ll look at a six and genuinely not know which way it’s supposed to face.

I would also like to sign up for this alert.

I’d have called them Melonments.

You can argue that the very first one was an honest attempt.

I would argue against that. Vehemently.

Don’t bite the pubes.

What about a scorpion?

It’s weird to sell a new game only in a bundle. Makes me think it won’t be good enough to sell on its own.

But I’ll consider buying this just for the original Ecco. It remains one of the most atmospheric games I’ve ever played. That music, and the feeling of claustrophobia, just incredible.

When I was a kid, Big Blue freaked me out, so I rarely made it past him. I know you don’t fight him or anything; I just used to get scared and stop playing. I’ve always wanted to revisit the game as an adult.

The antisemites must be thrilled that this specific individual is giving them license to dust off their old racist caricatures.

Best Buy is great. They have this thing called a “store”, which I guess is what they use to store all the products? Anyway, you can just drive there and they ship the product directly into your hands! It’s crazy. I hope it catches on.

Somehow I doubt it’s that easy.

At first it was on Sunday mornings.

If you’re reheating a pizza without an air fryer, you’re just plain doing it wrong.

2-5 minutes, no preheat, and it tastes better than the night before.

The English language is capable of endless nuance. If you can’t convey tone, just get better at writing.

You also shouldn’t get in the habit of undercutting everything you say. It’s ok to say something and mean it. If you don’t take yourself seriously, other people won’t take you seriously.

Besides, when you are joking, it’s funnier when you don’t wink. Winking is for suckers.