If we’re only looking at the bad things a country has done, committing actual genocide is worse than destabilizing governments and overthrowing dictators.

But you’re also ignoring the good things. The US has historically provided around one third of all humanitarian aid in the world. And while it may not be the perfect example of democracy, it has used its power to keep much worse regimes in check.

Saying that America is “objectively THE main world villain” is just silly. Like, you think North Korea is morally superior? Seriously? Or Russia?

• Complains there’s no nuance anymore.

• Provides the second least nuanced take ever.

Keanu was famous, but the way I remember it he wasn’t a huge box office draw yet.

Like a restaurant?

Um… how many levels are we doing?

Week? Yesterday my daughter and I rode bikes to her school in 30° and rode home in 73°. Choosing her outfits is very difficult this week.

Yeah, but what if I become famous for writing children’s books one day? Then I’ll feel like a dummy.

It’s mostly visual for me. Like when a woman lifts her arms, it makes other things more appealing, so there’s an association there.

On the lucky occasion I’m with a woman who doesn’t shave, I just want to pet it, like if I could pet a squirrel. Like, what even is this? It’s so rare and adorable.

Anyway it’s times like this I think I should have an alt account on Lemmy.

In the shower? One.

In the bed? At least a three.

Napkin says otherwise.

I remember bringing a Polaroid picture of my 10" television screen into my English class just to prove to my best friend that the Hylian loach existed.

Shitposts can be funny. These ones never are.

As of a month or two ago, any time I see a post that’s so thoroughly unfunny that it brings down the average quality of all Lemmy posts, I don’t even need to check the community. It’s always this one. Why is that? What happened here? It didn’t used to be like this.

It’s been almost 25 years, and 9/11 jokes still aren’t funny.

Remember, it takes at least 45 minutes to caramelize an onion. Anything less and you’re just cooking it.

It’s the Jabberwocky of post titles. I still have no idea what’s happening.

Except when the Adderall allows you to be mostly functional on three hours of sleep, effectively nullifying its effects on the ADHD but still enabling the bad habit of staying up all night.

I don’t recommend it, but it is one way to live.

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Right. It’s provocative because incel shit is widely disliked. We’re saying the same thing.

Can you explain the joke?