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minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·15 天前Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it. Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
minus-squareFeydaikin@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·15 天前 Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story. Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
minus-squareFeydaikin@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·15 天前With a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 天前Until proof to the contrary, so am I
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 天前Let’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
minus-squareCarbonIceDragon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 天前Every second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 天前 Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story. One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.
Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.
Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
I am
With a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍
Until proof to the contrary, so am I
Let’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
I dunno, it could go on forever
Every second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.