

Imagine grocery shopping.
When you started it was just a place where you paid for food. There were two near you. One with a kind of lackluster produce department but really good prices, and the bourgoise grocery store that only sold small overpriced portions with a great produce department. Plus the grocery section at wal mart, which is the grocery section at wal-mart
Over the past decade things have started to change. More cameras, security guards, etc. Prices have gone up a ton. That sucks.
At some point you noticed some items were replaced with weird replicas. Wax fruit, sugar water instead of pasta sauce, that kind of thing. You got your kid their favorite kind of apples, and they were fucking wax. You paid full price, too.
Then they started putting everything behind glass. Including the fruit. You cant check if that melon’s any good now. They replaced the checkers. You gotta do that yourself. There are secret policemen wandering the aisles. There arent any more employees, so getting anything behind glass takes about an hour. Shopping is an all day affair now.
Your best friend went shopping yesterday and youre pretty sure theyre not the same thing that came back. You dont know if this is a pod person or mind controll or your friend is just gone, but this thing keeps trying to get you to ingest this weird smelling pink slop. It got your kid. Your kid got… Replaced you guess. You hope. They want you to drink it too.
Anyway, this has nothing to do with google. Just a cool srory thats not about anything.
Sucks killing silicon valley pod dwellers wouldnt fix any of this.




Just got banned from a bunch of subs for saying murder bad? I dont want to get banned from more stuff so:
So i guess murder some subhuman filth with an mba today!
It may not fix anything, but it will feel good, and thats what matters!