Yea, I talk about my balls! My eyeballs are shaped like footballs and I require expensive corrective lenses.

Their are already Linux phone options. I’m talking about full-fat installations and even distro-hopping.

Bribing ladies to hang around men in shitty bars was a plot by big lesbian the whole time.

I was getting angry reading this.

The meme drag pedophiles so hard, you barely notice that it dehumanizes refugees to the same degree.

A coworker saw me using a terminal and educated me that computers used to just be just a terminal with no mouse.

Every time I see a white dude pilot on my flight I get a little nervous. I hope he’s qualified and not just here because his uncle owns the airline.

AI slop.

The lid is wildly bigger than the seat, and not aligned in any way either. It’s also interesting that the seat is hinged in the back, and fused with porcelain in the front.

This would almost be funny if the sign wasn’t intended as double-entendre in the fist place.

When is the last time he updated his material? He’s out here still spewing that new-atheist line like his mind is powered by Reddit circa 2013.

Ricky is his persona. A dim man, in a fortunate position, over his head. He’s a stuffy old “ya dad” medium-level bigot like Archie Bunker; he’s only able to get a laugh by being the joke.

I once saw a podcast or something that had Ricky, Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld, and Louie CK. Now Ricky wasn’t the only shit-head at that table, but he did stand out sharply when back-lit by all that talent.

Pihole has similar functionality, and it’s FOSS.

What is up with all these puerile jokes lately? Lemmy is turning into a cafeteria table for preteen boys.

I was thinking about commenting on misogyny, but I’m not sure the people making these jokes are ready for tall-talk.

I think the spirit of shitposting is in opposition to the spirit of taxonomy. And it’s super ironic to argue over the definition.

Precisely defining shitpost would annihilate it’s meaning and we’d be forced to use another word.

If you pay attention, you’ll notice that English is actually pretty bad at keeping slippery meanings contained inside her words.

Had a friend who did this with poison ivy. I’m still laughing decades later just thinking about it.

I’ve never understood secure drop-off for used drugs. My mother gives everything to second-hand stores when she’s finished, but when it’s time to throw away pain pills, she jaunts off to the drug store like Jason Borne, to keep the drugs away from junkies.

I keep meaning to tell her that a junkie who discovers her oxy is going to be so much more grateful than whoever finds her old Capris on the rack at Goodwill.

40 years ago, this article was titled “the toxic chemicals in no-smoking signs are the real cause of lung cancer”

Why do the simple people of the world insist that inelegance must be linked to some obvious measurable physical characteristic?

No matter how many times this idea gets humiliated by science, the dull inevitably wander back.

This meme is ageist because nobody over 11 yo could think it’s funny.