If you get this joke, it’s time to schedule that colonoscopy.

Do you know the difference between an ironic bigot and an actual one? Me neither.

If your confused, look up irony poison. Ironic bigotry isn’t funny. If not by virtue of bad taste, then by virtue of being played to fucking death.

Patches are not the worst thing in the world. There was a Robocop game, I think for the NES. The developers didn’t have time to complete the 5th level, so they put a time limit on the 4th level that was impossible.

Imagine if Cyberpunk or No mans sky were final at launch.

Yea, it’s pretty lonely being an actual progressive on lemmy sometimes.

I wonder how many people use the same password for email, bank, and Pringles.com. As much as I hate two factor auth, I gotta remember how dismal the security of passwords is in the wild.

I’m very suspicious of anyone who thinks punishment is the solution to anything. Double that when the person being subjected to suffering is low on the social order.

Don’t be a Nazi rapist. -impossible standards of the puritanical left.

I read that if the AMOC fails, Western Europe will be like central Siberia. That is to say -30 in the winter, and 40 in the summer.

People who get vexed over gender in character creation are the same people bound to get really upset when watching a movie trailer.

I gave up on playing chess. The game has become such a metaphor, such a fetish symbol for intellect, so every dude “knows how to play”, but won’t risk the humiliation of loss, and therefore won’t play. I don’t enjoy online chess, so I just don’t get to play.

This is true! Ignorance of Linux is the no1 reason people don’t adopt it. This is doubly hard for Window-brains because the concept of choosing an OS is foreign to them. From their perspective it’s your boss, your school, or your parents who choose your OS.

Even with the wardrobe, they couldn’t pull off sexual connection. There is more chemistry in this scene than anything with Anikin and Padme.

If we were to erase the contributions of assholes, abusers, and shitheads the way we do frauds, it would set science, philosophy, and mathematics back hundreds of years.

If only people could accept that English being a living language isn’t just about the past, but words are changing now, and that’s OK.

This is for the people who gouge their own eyes out when they hear people say “unalived”; the people who (suspiciously) insist on the clinical definition of pedophile; and “it’s called a magazine actually” gun-brains.