You’re very welcome. And now I must explain how the next weird contraption is all about.

Nope, not specifically. Basically, if you would like to be sexually penetrated you get on the swing. The person who would like to sexually penetrated you will stand behind you or in front of you and push you towards or away from him to accomplish the copulation task. Specifically the penis or dildo will then go inside our come out of the vagina, mouth or anus in such a way that the giver and receiver both feel sexual pleasure with minimal discomfort or effort. Some would think of this as fun also. Other parts of the body can also play a role with this apparatus.

I know some of you-all know about the “Tamales” lady…a staple of the Mexican community wherever there’s a Mexican community.

But have you heard of the “nopales lady”? That’s right, nopales are not only delicious, they are also delicious 😋.

Probably Joplin is the easiest to use. Looks like OneNote but it’s different in many ways.

That’s Alfred Hitchcock! But he ran a few thousand miles on a treadmill and ate only oats for a year before the Meatture…it’s like a Meatho or like a picture or photo but with meat.

Came here to say Ni

Voting is important. There were a few local proposals regarding taxes for example. There were also a ton of different representatives and judges that had to be picked locally. And of course you get to participate in the national president lottery! You pick your option, and if the electoral college picks the same option, then you win! Otherwise, if the electoral college picks a different option, then you loose. Yey! Democracy! I wish the electoral college kept calling my phone every day to tell me how important my vote for president is! It would go like this: " he loo 😂😂😂😂 lol, hold on. Yeah go vote! LOL! It means something! LOL 😆😂😆. We’re picking Trump if you don’t vote! We’re picking Trump if you do vote! LOL your vote is very important to us, a representative will be voting with you shortly LOL!"

Yeah things sound horrible in Texarifloluiginia. The Flyover States of America…FSA! They’re not number 1! #1! #1!

You wouldn’t download an 80s rock band and keep them under your bed so they could play your tunes whenever you like, would you?

Nah, I would download Britney Spears though. At least when I was a kid, I would have. And a car. Actually I would download porn if I could.

I admire the vandal because I wouldn’t do the things I say on-line in the real life. My your cardboard be admired by millions as an art form my friend!

Just confess your sins to a guy who says he’s a prist. All good after that.

Even without all this DNS thing, you can always reach your own IP from outside. The issue becomes a security issue. You will need to route your PC’s specific Navidrome port. You can use any port you like, but you’ll need it exposed thru. So that opens your system up for attacks from outside. With the cloudflare thing you can safely access your computer from outside without opening ports.

However you can sort of do this too by adding a couple more pod apps and using a dynamic DNS service. Portainer or cockpit, Pihole, and Ngnix Proxy Manager.

With portainer or cockpit you can organize the pods so they start-up automatically for example. Using your router, split your network into two separate ones … One for yourself and another for your exposed stuff. Then use the pihole to protect them. Next set-up Ngnix proxy to route to different ports. If you get to my music.com, then it will route the name to a port. Without DNS you can also just route from your outside IP to a local host name. For example 56.45.35.76:657/music could route to NABODROME the local host name or simply to 192.168.7.12. there’s a ton of tutorials on how to set these up on YouTube so go have fun. You might choose not to get into all this because it’s a little complex. But you could, like many of us, really like it, and then you enjoy a little freedom.

Navidrome server. Use podman. Buy a Fully qualified Internet address first, then go to cloudflare and proxy your IP to the new. Address. Finally in android install Ultrasonic or Subsonic and go to your server.

You don’t need to have a Fully qualified Internet address. But I like it better than having to remember 55.655.67.533. but the IP address still works fine. The thing about the cloudflare proxy is that it never reveals your IP. So in case someone might be snooping around, they gotta get past cloudflare first.

There are exactly 1.6 x 10^18 kilograms of lead on earth but every three minutes or so a brand new gram is welcomed into existence due to the radioactive decay of uranium.

Calculate that flat earthers!

It’s a shit post, not news. If you ignore the details and focus on the headline things looks worse. Now imagine yourself living in a city where a guy shoots another guy just because the other guy is drugging himself. I’m sure nothing would have happened for example if the druggie wasn’t bothered…but then why isn’t he doing that elsewhere at his home? Because probably he doesn’t have one! Or maybe he got kicked out of his because of the drug problem? Or worse, he’s got a home but want his family and kids to see his addiction. See. Keep asking why. Why is he addicted? Because he was able to get drugs. Why? …is it because the Chinese are sending drugs thru Mexico or Canada? Or maybe there’s an evil axis of people who want drugs in Seattle such that less people are attracted to the city and maybe they can afford it again? Or maybe they want to buy the entire city so this is just to scare the remaining owners of homes and shops there? That’s how it happened in San Diego. It used to be a drug shithole, then suddenly people started buying up property, you know, to help. And that cleaned up the city, for a while. Then now it’s a shithole again.

Because I added extrapolated news about revenge that never was.

As a commentary on the daily “Florida man” level of weird shit that happens in Seattle, shooting a guy for getting drugged at your establishment is getting the the purge line. So here I propose that the level be escalated. Couldn’t a well drugged fella find revenge for his compatriot who’s been wrongfully ended by a shop keeper? But the sarcasm brings the reader to reality when the drugged guy can’t even get revenge by attacking the closest thing to the enemy he could find. Instead, the cat gets a good 8 inches shorter and distributes it’s inner contents on the owner’s driveway.

One could end the commentary here, but I suppose there is a million other ways the situation could escalate. Like maybe 🤔 migrants who might be homeless start getting tragedies at random. And maybe that shifts over to just normal people who look like homeless migrants…blah blah…this just in! Super model dressed in homeless migrant fashion gets KO’d by gas station owner. It turns out she was just gonna pay for a Twinkie. Just like that, Seattle gets 0.00001% weirder.

Yeah it’s just a cat. Probably their 🐈 cat. So it’s okay 👍. If they can hide it quickly.

/Sarcasm 🙄.

And for the record, I’ve never rode a single mile on that track, so I am one of the people who have least road it. I would describe it’s whole existence and service in black and white if there was anything black about it.

Choose your own adventure PDF! 1, 5, 7, 3, 9, 2, 0, 6, 4, 8! What an ending!

Or a virus. It could be an exciting virus.