turtlesareneat

This stuff used to bother me but then I observed nature and its cruel rules for long enough, and I realized that suffering is one of the few constants in life, one of the guarantees. Wasps that paralyze spiders for months so they can be eaten alive by their offspring, bird species where most chicks are left to stave to death, etc… yeah nature is just as cruel as humans can be, but at a much larger scale in perpetuity, and we’re a lot more efficient at turning that suffering into greater good that lessens the suffering of others in perpetuity. So, while I don’t condone or even like to think about baby monkey experiments, I will not bat an eye at lab mice being given Parkinson’s so we can observe and seek answers and cures.

You don’t want to discover you wanted to layer the queef track AFTER the artist has left the studio.

Joke’s on you, holy water fart bubbles are my kink

You can certainly compile and run your own apps, you need to pay the developer fee if you want to distribute the software to other people’s Macs or iOS, or use advanced features like iCloud integration or push messages.

Eyes his french press suspiciously

If we get another president, I hope they use the WH Twitter account to post nothing but crimes committed by rednecks and conservatives. Hell just the sex crimes against children would keep the account full.

I didn’t even really consider her involvement until this week, now I am assuming she was in pretty deep

I’m buying fireworks this summer, but they aren’t being used on the 4th.

Oh dope

He looks like a nice guy, I’m sure getting rich off the self-exploitation of others gets you into heaven, which is why I am not sad that another billionaire is dead.

What are we looking at here

Also caffeine - we let our kids take a stimulant drug just for fun, hidden in their food! No restrictions. It can kill you, sure. Very gruesome overdoses. But have fun! Have a Mt. Dew! Go crazy! It’s just a drug!

But all other drugs are bad.

I once got my own dick in my mouth, now if I sit in a chair without lumbar support I can’t walk for 3 days.

It’s in some indiana jones ripoff movie right now so lots of folks will be learning

Can it at least be chocolate pain 😑

What you got on you

“Buy my child,” he said. “This is the only way these memes have ever been created”

My headcannon is that it’s fake and you will not be contradicting that cannon, thankyouverymuch