Ikr. How are supposed to rate the translation if we don’t see the original text?

My exact thought about my exact though

I’m about 1km of dense woods from my nearest neighbor. Sometimes their dog gets out and they come looking for him.

They have learned to text and wait (cause signal coverage is spotty at best) the hard way 🤪

I have a sizable piece of property out in the middle of nowhere. Gotta say, going walkabout wearing only socks and shoes is the BEST!

yay

Aww man

This is the way

And I still do

🎶High in fiber, low in fat

Hey, I bet ya didn’t know that! 🎶

Gemini got jokes, but why does it think walking emits zero carbons? Humans are carbon emitters, more so with exercise. Hell, I farted while giggling at its humor.

Much less carbon than the car? Yep. Zero? Nope

without putting children into detention camps

Unfortunately this is not true. Obama’s administration put families in detention camps and separated them. It was not used with such fervor, but it was wrong then, too

We protested this. There were court cases, and the Flores Settlement Agreement essentially ended the policy. But it took public outrage to enact change.

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What a sad sad day that will be

Well, a little more bum crumble, if I’m being honest

But I wanna use gyroelongation!

Didn’t tell me what to do!

The miles aren’t coming off. The miles aren’t coming off c going in reverse

I like my pizza with an oxford comma topping

This demonstrates distance, not size

Sounds about right