I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest

Kamala turned black like Trump turned racist.

Always was, and always will be.

I hate the anti-pattern of “Not Now”. How about “No”?

Wait until you see what Misty says about her Pokemon

Ah yes, a pinky promise. An unbreakable legal agreement between nobles.

Oh but they promised! Darn. If only there was some way to regulate corporations.