Also, if I remember correctly, the crew votes on the captain prior to setting sail and there are mechanisms in place to replace the captain if they aren’t performing well enough.

Dazzle camo to make sure enemy sub’s can’t figure out her speed

Private insurance companies

so you’re saying i should stop drinking coffee when I wake up and instead just smoke a bowl? I feel like I’m not as creative as I used to be, and my drug of choice has been coffee for the past 15 years…

Electric brew kettle for homebrewing. It’s soooooo much better than using the standard kettle on the cooktop. Don’t have to monitor the temp manually and watch the clock, just turn it on, set the temp and timer and it does its thing.

Also can be used to sous vide an entire 10kg ham

As a bi Guy, I just think they look better without the foreskin. That being said, DM not going to advocate for having the skin cut off just for aesthetics or handwavey notions of hygiene

you’re fucking with me, right?

i think a rubber duck might be a better rubber duck.

my colleague uses chat gpt to run statistical reports. i don’t verify if the data outputted is correct, but i’m going to assume that everything he produces from now on is factually incorrect.

how am i supposed to know that they’re actually my bones though? what if you’re just shipping me some other dudes bones? I mean, i’ll take em, but i’d prefer my own brand.

My ex actually sent my therapist MULTIPLE emails to try to share her side of the story, and also to try to get him to share confidential information about me. Apparently in all his years of therapizing, he’d never seen anything quite that crazy.

I think a video of him blowing Bubba would be worse in the eyes of his base.

I think even if you have a metal 3d printer, it would still not be suitable for anything where strength of the piece is critical. Iirc, metal 3d printing basically just joins metal filings together using some kind of medium, making is no much weaker than a forged or machined piece.

that’s true. i was lucky to get out relatively unscathed. can we go back to the way it was, without the actual virus this time though?

how fucked up is our world that the pandemic was actually better?

I’d piss on their servers for free

Yeah, that’s about right. When my daughter was born, they sent a bill for 100k because of complications.

oh that’s good, i won’t have to listen to him any more. bah dum tiss

Iirc, gps satellites are in geosynchronous orbit, so it’s impossible to reach with amateur rockets or balloons. But they could absolutely fuck up the leo satellites

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