How can one high school eat so many phones?

As such, they are the densest known material outside of Twitter, at around 1017 kg/m3. For American readers unfamiliar with SI units, that means a pair of truck-nuts1 made of neutron star would weigh as much as ten million aircraft carriers.

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We thank the management of the Alien-Life Molestation Array (ALMA) for allowing us to piss around with their telescopes, while they were having lunch.

I didn’t understand most of the middle but, but it was a funny read and goddamn are the writers on point.

I’m here for shitposts, not shit posts.

Who doesn’t enjoy a policeman’s ball? I know it’s called a “circle jerk” elsewhere, but let’s respect their culture

Journalism is fine, it’s the societal ambivalence to the corruption and crimes of the rich and powerful that’s the problem.

“Does this for profit news agency require money for information? Then surely academic research needs to require money to get the info as well! Nevermind that public funds are involved with a lot of research initially where news orgs don’t have that, we need to make a profit cuz reasons!”

My man hasn’t heard of ‘yellow soup’

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Yeah, some places are super petty. Hell, the last CEO I had bitched at my manager because I was stoked he offered to get me some equipment that my last previous gig strung me along on.

Man, I’m so glad to be away from that narcissistic asshole

Lol, they asked for the bag back the last handful of places I left.

Didn’t care though, cuz they were falling apart (the bags too).

Goddamn you guys are the most paranoid people I’ve ever witnessed. What in the world do you think mega corps are going to do to me for sharing incoherent nonsense to Facebook?

You, 10-20 years ago. I heard these arguments from people in the early days, well before Facebook blew up or Cambridge Analytica was a name any normies knew.

This isn’t the early 00s anymore where we can pretend that every big corp isn’t vacuuming up every shred of data they can. Add on the fascistic government taking shape in the US and the general trend towards right leaning parties gaining power in governments across the world, and you’d have to be completely naive to not see the issues with using a ‘therapist’ that will save every datapoint to its training and could be mined to use against you or willingly handed over to an oppressive government to use however they so choose.

So no, you don’t have any evidence other than your own conjecture.

Your POV is laughable. 😄

Right back at ya champ 😎

Don’t you know that everybody has that one friend, nephew, neighbor, colleague etc. that they ask for advice when buying a new laptop?

I was that guy and did front line tech support for a few years, and still do when I have to.

Plenty don’t, or can only rely on their work IT guy who may or may not be able to help them. Assuming they have an IT guy and haven’t farmed the work out to an MSP who doesn’t always have the time to help.

Just because your limited life experience says it doesn’t happen, that doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.

Do you have any evidence that they went back to reddit and didn’t just account/instance hop? I’m in that thread under a previous account, but this is like my 4th or 5th account. I go back to some of them, but I like scoping out different sections of Lemmy/mbin to get a feel for where has the best vibe.

You’re really saying that they’d buy a laptop for cheap and install a new OS and aquire a key and all that? While I have your attention, are you interested in this bridge I have to sell you?

Suggesting that the average end user is more likely to reinstall an OS and aquire a key than to just learn how to use the new OS is fucking laughable.

It’s the ass you use for sex instead of shitting

[Y]our argument assumes the relationship goes both ways, which isn’t even close to true. An individual weeb may be a MAGAt, but all weebs aren’t.

So your argument pretty much falls apart, unless you’re just going after weebs for personal reasons.

I assumed that was your actual argument, hence the prebuttal

scratch a Musk-stan and you’ll likely find a Weeb who is also a MAGAt.

So your argument is that weebs are musk stans/MAGAts?

If not, what point are you trying to make? Because a weeb may be a musk stan/MAGAt, but let’s not target weebs just because some of them are shitheads.

These aren’t exclusive.

But your argument assumes the relationship goes both ways, which isn’t even close to true. An individual weeb may be a MAGAt, but all weebs aren’t.

So your argument pretty much falls apart, unless you’re just going after weebs for personal reasons.

I would say let’s compare that to the MAGAts and see who has more, but MAGAts can get pardoned by Donvict #47, so it’s not a fair comparison.