Absolutely lifting weights has been my all time favorite self improvement thing, would highly recommend it

It’s the greenest thing you could possibly do!

Pigs when other pigs choke people to death: I sleep

Pigs when someone touches a mass murdering elite: Real shit

If your partner can’t handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don’t deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation

Shit hope the trail can reopen soon

Blue shells in mario cart are communist propaganda

So anyway I started suing - Nintendo

Why in front of the kid? With the r*ling? All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs” to him… “earmuffs”. Then you can say “Fuck, shit, rule” whatever you want!

Keeping up with the current news with daily memes from the room, what a time to be alive!

When my dad was diagnosed with late stage prostate cancer they assembled a team for him, got him all the tests and scans and began treatment essentially immediately. Uncle with leukaemia was basically the same experience. He had a bone marrow transplant in addition to all the regular chemo stuff. Total bill came to $0 but they do gouge you for parking. Need a joint replacement? You’re gonna have to wait, but for life and death you get the treatment you need pretty quick

There’s only so many CEOs and billionaires

ACAB

The dude is fit, you must acquit!

Carefully, he’s a hero

Spitting facts

Bit more than half

The human eye can only see 30 FPS

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