This needs to be the plot of a new “The Wizard” remake.

They may have made the page purely for SEO to grab a few people considering downloading GIMP.

For anyone wondering it’s because the bowling ball slightly pulls the earth faster toward itself. This amount is too small to possibly measure. But imagine if the bowling ball were the size of another Earth and it’s easier to see why it happens.

Yeah they put ads on that little screen you use to pay. Also it never has any receipt paper loaded.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!