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“Straight boys are so clueless when someone is flirting with them.”

7 second pause.

Blink Blink. Stammer. “Ummm.”

I always thought it was named after Maynard G. Krebs. [you rang]

I wonder to this day what happened to mom’s Lladro figurines and the Royal Dalton tea cups. I’m sure my sister got Nana’s sterling and Mom’s plate. It’s really sad that the Danish modern furniture had to go before she moved up here but she was happy with IKEA and CostPlus replacements.

I got her pots, which was all that mattered to me. There’s something symmetrical in making Boeff Bourguignon in the same pot you learned to make beef stew at age 14.

Back in the mid-80s, when I got an email from HR about the Christmas Party at the local office, I sent a reply to the district HR manager complaining that not everyone in the company celebrated Christmas. Later that day, another email came out announcing the Holiday Party. So glad I had a hand in educating HR.

Old Chemists never die. We just fail to react.

In LA’s Silver Lake, there used to be a gay bar that had a mirror above the trough urinal so you could look at anyone’s dick while they were peeing. That’s either your greatest fear or your greatest fantasy.

Lovely little utility.

Shut up and take my money.

I disabled History and only see my channel subscriptions. None of the options above appear in my Youtube feed.

I got hit by this AT&T usage cap for internet downloads. I went through 250GB of downloads in less than a month. Most of it was internet backups of a newly installed system. They don’t offer a data tier without a cap in my area so I was stuck paying $10/10GB over that month. Next month I added a $30 unlimited data charge to my bill. That’s OK as I’m consistently going over their cap again due to backups. Unless I buy much more expensive plan from a commercial provider and pay for Fibre installation, I’m stuck.