“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@CubitOom@lemmy.ml
Trying to be the best crab I can.
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“What do you mean, my insurance will cover it? THAT FUCKER RAPED ME WHILE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS!”
“If you’d prefer to settle out of pocket, the total is $6,400.”
'merika fuck yeah
the sound it makes leaving the can is the peak of holiday happiness.
sssssscchhhhhhlllooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!
tell you what a little dish detergent and the ol power washer that kid’ll only grow one, maybe two extra limbs.
just be happy it’s had the PCBs washed out. yeesh
aw poor stinky limey snowflake can’t stand his neighbors cooking with funny smells.
We are not the same.
you’re a sad little shit, damned straight
You wear deodorant, don’t you?
lol, I live in the PNW. we had a chill summer - barely a few weeks above 23c. I actually don’t wear deodorant 99% of the time, but do use aftershave.
when I get sweaty I go home and shower. it’s not a problem.
So why not do so for extraordinarily stinky food?
what are we talking about here? like durian stinky?
because I just suspect your definition of stinky is different, but it could be corpse flower flambe.
Perhaps it’s time to get to know the neighbors.
humanity’s
idiocracy but plastics based - yep.
impossible to clean
you die a few weeks later, unable to clean your utensils.
asian food
god forbid people season their fucking food. all foodstuffs must be boiled until grey and served with ketchup right?
jfc
I suspect it’s an apt building that is quick to evict - when people plead ignorance to the rules “well you should have attended the FREE LEASE VIOLATIONS TRAINING DUH!”
I cannot imagine the groupies ice must get.
25·10 days ago“He’s a LICH, you can’t kill him, he’ll just keep coming back.”
“All part of the fun.”
star-stuffnuclearwastethermonuclear waste. not the byproduct of fission.
like, no matter how big I can fuck up, it’ll never register on the scale of the universe.
1·18 days agobet ya a coke it comes in less than a decade.
turd…nuggets…
finally that term has utility…
yup. immediately wondered: how long do you need to boil maggots to puff them up that big?