hopefully he died alone.

sometimes

and sometimes firearms are used in defense.

do the valid reason justify the illicit reasons? you’ll certainly say they do but I’m a bit more undecided.

depressingly plausible

man the invective people put out against strippers / sex workers is wild to me.

getting genuinely angry because someone gets paid to show their junk, in this world of trillionaire asshole capitalists just seems so fucking misguided.

like, I’m not into feet, so sex stuff with feet is kinda - shrug - ok whatever - but getting angry at someone who’s smart enough to know they have feet, they’re willing to take pictures of the feet, and that there are people out there willing to pay for said pics - and complete the loop and make it earn for them?

why would anyone get angry about that? fuck the let this vile creature out of jail, and y’all are angry someone got paid for porn?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Shkreli

we need better priorities as a species.

different lyrics but similar tunes

Jehova’s Witnesses

thought this was mormons…?

remarkably similar experience.

a girl in 9th grade sat next to me in half my classes. after a semester passed, she leaned over one day and said “I have a crush on someone in this class SO MUCH.” I proceeded to guess every other guy in the classroom, and she’d go “nooo…” and then said “Oh well Janey? Oh Rebecca?” and she got upset and class got going and I forgot.

She wrote in my yearbook “We could have had a lot of fun but you’re a sweet guy!”

and she was freaking hot.

Two years later my first actual girlfriend basically sat next to me at every lunch for a month, then some dance was approaching and she told me “Look here’s my address, pick me up at 7 ok?” And kissed me on the lips.

Ho lee shiiiit.

Oh and I was fuckin ugly too, I didn’t hit my growth spurt until 17, was far more interested in computers than anything else, big nose, dumbo ears, greasy, etc., so people, even if you’re completely clueless, be nice and bathe regularly, it might happen to you!

pretty sure shrimp are just made entirely out of plastic.

you’re about to enter a world of microtransactions…

ammo, eh?

that color choice has to be deliberate.

do you know they’re stir bars? they look puffy and the magnet would be opaque…

yeah but the plastic wrappers alone would probably freak them the fuck out.

especially when delivered by strangely dressed people who stepped out of a time rift.

you know, 'tis the whole combination of new and strange things.

dog farts are dog farts no matter the breed in my experience. had a corgi who’s farts could strip paint.

pitties smell better most deef

“Pooter” and “Scooter”

Kate’s a goddamned national treasure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE

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vegan wing

so what are these, saitan? er?

twitching just looking at this

yuussss sourdough & rosemary work really well together.

the flowers are tiny but a beautiful blue-purple and get hella bee action.

rosemary

have a few new and a few mature rosemary bushes and wow, they flower and attract pollinators, they provide free rosemary for cooking and baking bread (HIGHLY RECOMMEND), they require very little love or attention and grow BIG if you let them.

+1 would plant again