shhhh DON’T WAKE THE BABY MAN
“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@CubitOom@lemmy.ml
Trying to be the best crab I can.
shhhh DON’T WAKE THE BABY MAN

thanks, I needed one when hastily leaving reddit during the mod purge and had a stack of dvd’s next to my laptop for my kid - powerpuff girls and lotr

fuckshed
yuuup


nah I was being silly.

I have tremendous admiration for the works of Python, but yeah, especially every time I’ve seen him in the last few years, especially discussing this concept, he’s just awful.
just an absolute twatwaffle


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hey now, I play a tortle, no fur involved thanks.
shellsona works tho
recently ate myself stupid on amazing sushi in Seattle. but yeah if we’re gonna ‘cook’ it ruin it completely lol
until uniformly gray
Ninja school final exam.
way more expensive, viciously less efficient, and often inaccurate if not outright wrong, what’s not to love?
Personally, if I knew the GM was secretly adjusting the game much I’d feel dissatisfied
the point is to make your death a fun and meaningful one, or at least a good punchline to a run. it’s not ‘to let you win’ - I’ve had characters of my own survive encounters but regret the outcome - I think you’re reducing the dm/gm role to a combat calculator, and there’s so much more going on with a talented one. storytelling is my favorite part of DM’ing and I’ll be fucked if I let a kobold derail the overall plan… but there’s a lot of room for kobold fuckery within that envelope.
so the jerk ratio is higher? genuine query, only played with friends irl

walterlego’s bragging about operating on lightsong, and sparing us more of them.
odd flex but perhaps there’s something there… time will tell


that’s a sex worker. whores can be found in congress.

My Silent Gen parents shielded me from their racism best they could,
that’s incredibly self aware for the day.

yup. we were going to watch the teacher (McCaullif?) and they wheeled the TVs in for the launch. Then they didn’t know what to do until the principal went from class to class telling the teachers to unplug and we all got free time!
honestly I’m not sure he was even aware