WUNDERBAR!

I don’t think it was a pressure washer per se, but they bring enough water pressure to hose off a truck that went mudding lol, surprised me and pissed off the property owners because their slurry clogged some of the storm drains

worked for a tech company a decade ago and found out about services where dudes who would come and wash your car while you were at work, detail it etc.,

this would make me consider using such a service for my shitty ride lol

have nearly had heat strokes in porta shitters at NTC and fort hood. when the MRE train decides it’s going you don’t really have much choice, goddamn miserable way to live lol

ngl I do love a bit of side boob

I’m gonna let mine dangle past my boxers. Women get to show cleavage.

so long as we can wear just these to the beach. they get a bikini, we get a bikini kinda thing. might need a dong sleeve tho

buncha wars too.

it’s hot. so you choose shorts.

you choose the hottest fucking shorts possible with the technology of 1971.

your testes cook.

there is no upside to any of this.

prefer something to nothing, but, a nice trim certainly makes going down easier when I don’t have to find the part lol

ngl, Portuguese has always sounded like spanish with a dash of russian… never understood that…

nah. I’d refill them with packets swiped from fast food places

I’m saying they’re demanding higher tips

no, I’ll take what you wrote as what you meant, dumbfuck

they’re demanding

do you REALLY think the servers set the prices?

indeed, what I’m pointing out here are the elastic tops. silk hose required garters to hold them up.

I don’t think they had nylons like those in 1901… but 1940? hellooooo nurse. excellent shitpost.

The Toy Box

yussss. so functional, something tells me we’ll see something like it one day.

planetes… enjoyed the heck out of it. I’ve only met one other person irl who’s watched it… :|

yup, an agrarian monoculture swinging against the industrial powerhouse of the north… not very smart.

I think… murray could release pong as his next product, and millions would buy it because ten years from now, it’s gonna be hyperpong procedurally generated flippers multiplayer quantuum balls and millions of customizable pinboards.