After my sensiblechuckle.gif I appreciate this sensible answer

Investigate harder! Faster!

Couldn’t decide between Mutton Chops and Mustache?

Yeah, if this was true and Israel is actually run by Jews, then why isn’t it called Jewland? Pretty big whole in the logic if you ask me.

Besides, this is all disinformation; the real threat are the Crab People

…considered forbidden knowledge under your current parental control settings.

As is should be, excellent parenting

“I’m going to make an underwater elevator so people can freely explore th-”

something clever

Don’t have to pretend dude, it’s right there on my screen

CONSUME

Think it’s an ad for an ad company

Item under $100… everyone should own… so many suggestions… I’m going broke

House?

Like my uncle told me: if you suck a dude’s cock, then he sucks yours, it evens out and doesn’t count

I’m doing my part

Pretty sure I’m on Windows, there’s one on the case anyway

Only option?
Have you considered sitting down facing the wall, placing the palm of your hand over the tip and letting it all ricochet off your hand, flow down the shaft and drip off your balls into the bowl?
No?
Yeah, me neither.