littleblue✨

Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽‍♂️🔥

I usually go with “ADHD + THC makes me a fuckin’ X-Man of facts”, and I’m leveraging that power toward a career focusing on it. ✊🏽

Aww, the one at the bottom is about to be washed away!

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.

Now, that’s clever. 🤪

Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽

Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

Yes. “Wild”. How fun.

Is there Mardi Gras?

LetMeSoloHer did it in his diaper and for free, noobs! 🤩🔥🤌🏾

RemindMe whenever Nintendo first sues someone for making a Tifa lifemate AI and marrying it.

It’s still Destiny: a pay-to-win grindfest PoS. Side question: I wonder how the marketing team accomplished that feat. Oh, wait. 🤌🏽

Preferably six feet below ground. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Named after a weebo? Yeah, that opinion tracks, then.

So, green screen, or this is post-II GS?

Looks like Samus fucked a chaos marine and left the baby in a volcano. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ooh, Rollingstone’s trying to be relevant again. 🤦🏽‍♂️ Bellends.

Fuck GW. Yo ho!