Missed the “my” on the shirt, now I’m just singing a parody in my head to I Love Rock n Roll….

“I love cranking hog, I put another stain on my sweatpants baby…”

This does both to spark my already astounding lack of interest in Nintendo’s latest money grab under the guise of “next gen”

To me at least, there’s nothing innovative being made at Nintendo anymore, and it seems they can’t even learn from their mistakes.

Getting permabanned was one of the best things that happened to me on Reddit.

This is why I only put in the minimal to stay off the radar and collect my check.

BREAKING: Nintendo Switch 2 to support manual play with hands via controller support. “Possibly,” reports insider.