Second only to a black hole

Do you have a video of it in action? I’d love to see that and or a video on how you did this.

The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

Chemicals are weird. Thanks a lot, brain.

Why don’t energy drinks work for us???

Organic nature pegs

I mostly lurk so this is me being proactive!

C’mere

Who do you think I am? Einstein??

Makes sense. Gittem, boys!

Okay, now explain why his finger smells like his ass

Now you know

I think they meant the person who calls for the tow has to pay upfront.

What is your cleaning method? I learned way late in life that fully drying after a wash is very important.

Warez is pronounced like “where’s” right? My friend said it like Juarez, the place in Mexico, and I can’t help but hear it like that in my head.

And chances are high that you’ll be wearing a sock and it will be in a very dark room when you do

They did it to woke, let’s do it to maga

Wtf is a gender lockdown?

Like he said it was a hoax and then after a passage of time a few members of his family died, or those were both things said in one conversation?

I will take a dozen, please