Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

I initially thought this was a cat-related meme for some reason

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

Except that video is not turning me on

I recently needed to delete a node_modules directory for a relatively small app. 20 minutes of my life on that shite 💀

My hair all year since I shower in January

Tracked as CVE-2026-35414 (CVSS score of 8.1), the flaw is described as a mishandling of the authorized_keys principals option in certain scenarios involving certificate authorities (CA) that use comma characters.

According to Cyera, because of the bug, a comma in an SSH certificate principal name leads to OpenSSH access control bypass, allowing users to authenticate as root on a vulnerable server, as long as they have a valid certificate from a trusted CA.

Actually, you might be right, it was a better time. Perhaps we should just wait it out and see if a better time appears? 😄

No, it’s long past the time. I guess now is the next best time though.