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The effort some people go to for an upvote… you won’t get one from me.

Fuckin’ Mindflayer

You’re supposed to wet the toothbrush before you put the toothpaste on it. That way the toothpaste doesn’t fall off.

It came from .ml

So tellllll me, what’s the price to pay… for glooooooory

Can someone do this again? I missed hearing about it the first time.

I’m coming from a place where I’ve heard this joke before. So, for me it just seems like a lack of self awareness.

I guess it’s funny the first time you hear it.

If I were in the audience you’d be getting a dead-ass cold stare from me. Not a laugh, but after your speech you’re going to be feeling kinda uncomfortable.

I’d recommend not.

Don’t look at what’s been happening with the stock price.

I typically abhor dating shows, but I really enjoy that one. I felt like that DJ guy was a bit aggressive, but I guess she was happy… 🤷‍♂️

Krispy Kreme Krew… that explains a lot.

Fuck him. They raise prices if people vote for a Democrat. They raise prices if people vote for a Republican.

Thanks Obama!

I have a male voice and I communicate well but I’m not friendly and fuck voice chats for multiplayer games. Fuck that shit to hell.

You don’t typically get a notice.

This is the way to do it - also, it’s nice to have some vacation stocked away in case they do get mad and fire you before the end of the 2 weeks. If you don’t get fired, it’s like getting a bonus check once you start your new job.

Hey… I 100% agree with you there. The smoker is certainly an ass-hat, but in this life we can only control our own actions; not the actions of others.

I think a box fan is like $20. Have one that blows air OUT of the window that’s closest to the smoker… have a different box fan bringing fresh air IN from a different window.

JFC it’s like everyone enjoys being helpless.