Wouldn’t want to let them escape.

Reddit: By Bots; For Bots.

North Korea can’t hit Tel Aviv with anything. The Onion always has the jokes.

I get the point of the meme and all that, but that whole thing about calling out Scarlet Witch for being played by someone that’s white is kinda troublesome to me.

Wanda’s dad is Magneto, a Jewish white guy. Her mom isn’t mentioned much but she’s Romani, which is its own ethnicity; and ethnicity is not a skin tone.

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The effort some people go to for an upvote… you won’t get one from me.

Fuckin’ Mindflayer

You’re supposed to wet the toothbrush before you put the toothpaste on it. That way the toothpaste doesn’t fall off.

It came from .ml

So tellllll me, what’s the price to pay… for glooooooory

Can someone do this again? I missed hearing about it the first time.

I’m coming from a place where I’ve heard this joke before. So, for me it just seems like a lack of self awareness.

I guess it’s funny the first time you hear it.

If I were in the audience you’d be getting a dead-ass cold stare from me. Not a laugh, but after your speech you’re going to be feeling kinda uncomfortable.

I’d recommend not.

Don’t look at what’s been happening with the stock price.

I typically abhor dating shows, but I really enjoy that one. I felt like that DJ guy was a bit aggressive, but I guess she was happy… 🤷‍♂️

Krispy Kreme Krew… that explains a lot.

Fuck him. They raise prices if people vote for a Democrat. They raise prices if people vote for a Republican.

Thanks Obama!