Even after he’s dead, there’s still going to be a lot of issues.

You didn’t ask me, but I’ve got something: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21390957/

I’ve understood that Women make better surgeons as well; for the exact same reason. Steadier hand.

Believe it or not, that’s actually one of the more recent revisions to the training. The military has been training to aim for the dick area because everyone has plates that protect center-mass these days. You cannot effectively move AND have armor that restricts your legs from working.

1.) If you think you’d be happier living somewhere else, start putting things into motion now. Moving is hard, but it’s harder when you’re older.

2.) If you’re depressed, working out will not make your depression worse. It’s supposed to help. Give it a shot. Don’t forget.

3.) Don’t have kids.

4.) Don’t date people that you think are dumb, even if they’re incredibly attractive.

Next step in the evolution is taking them directly from the dryer and throwing them on a freshly cleaned spot of the bedroom floor; bypass the closet and drawer system entirely. You don’t leave the house anyway. No one knows that your wrinkled shirt at 7:30am was wrinkled by your first meeting at 9:00am.

TL;DR, tried to grow cojones but ended up with 4 dicks.

Not sure I fully understand, that’s like saying “It’s true, but funny, because… reasons.”

Tell them you can’t switch due to some incompatibility and then just don’t do it.

Who the fuck engages in conversation with conservatives?

Jr. Devs: My ideas aren’t proven or concrete so I’m going to make memes of sr. devs

– everyone with a brain… “ok, cool, let me know when you get on board with the sr. devs, till then, shut up and stop being dumb.”

How many of you are responding to this post from your cell phone?

How many people are carrying cell phones around?

I guess it would be kinda inappropriate to pictographically depict a pedo. Probably not enough room under the church anyway.

IMHO, the response is a bit wordy, but I agree with where you’re coming from. You should consider trying to work for yourself, it may be very rewarding for you.

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I don’t think message verbosity increases noise in IT; it’s message frequency.

Properly verbose and specific details that accurately describe <whatever> are great. Getting the same message 10 times in 20 minutes makes me ignore messages.

Depends on context I think. For me, on something like Lemmy, a “wall of text” is any comment that I cannot fully read without a need to scroll my phone. If the comment is longer than that, 9 out of 10 times I scroll past without reading it. Ain’t nobody got time for that. There’s also an aspect of a general lack of social awareness that makes me want to discredit whatever is being written.

The reason you didn’t get 20.

What the fuck is the Metaverse?

Sometimes they just randomly show up at your door and tell you to let them in and feed them. Then you need to get a box for them to shit in. Next thing you know… you start shitting in a box too… because it’s time for your colon cancer screening.