I feel like this is more “when you successfully convince the DM that your paisley cloak blends with the wall of flowers they just described.”

Same. On the handful of occasions I’ve been asked I still don’t want to do it.

Use tongs to remove the offending item from the area.

You don’t call a guy a “sexual matador” if he’s not a cuck. (He’s “dodging the bull.”)

I’d put $10 on Steven Miller being a virgin who has always just watched girlfriends getting fucked by other guys. Mostly because it would be worth $10 just to have him prove otherwise, ideally in the most technical sense (“I don’t watch, I jerk off as the girl tells me about it later.”)

“It’s absurd, we have a play group of 20 and they are ALL WARLOCKS.”

“My patron is Geoffrey d’Bezos, an arch fiend!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP RAYMOND!”

Phrasing should be “I don’t think this is my order, much less my species.”

I’m afraid not.

But that’s probably true for most people, so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, Rick is a piece of shit but it’s well documented that he’s a piece of shit who will absolutely kill the fuck out of someone who rapes kids.

Or 47.

HAHAHAHAHAH

Please stop, my sides hurt.

Noted non-theologian Peter Thiel…

I swear anyone who refers to the Antichrist in any serious way should be publicly mocked and then placed into a conservatorship.

Really? I heard Elon had a failed dick enhancement and it doesn’t work any more.

It’s “Judas Iscariot” but the “escariot” made me think “Judas Escargot.”

Also Eugene Debs.

Let Luigi smoke while I kick the other 3 into a coma.

So, Nintendo is advocating that we get real deep in pussy. Good to know.

“I never ate shit directly out of putins ass, it was in a bowl! Look!”

So CNN just eliminated the option to decline tracking. Fantastic.

Can different species of mushroom be fruits of the same mycelium?

Does his rizz come from his drip?