Let Luigi smoke while I kick the other 3 into a coma.

So, Nintendo is advocating that we get real deep in pussy. Good to know.

“I never ate shit directly out of putins ass, it was in a bowl! Look!”

So CNN just eliminated the option to decline tracking. Fantastic.

Can different species of mushroom be fruits of the same mycelium?

Does his rizz come from his drip?

One of the most popular DnD characters is a member of an “evil” race who proves that it’s not a racial feature but a cultural one.

(Yes I’m talking about Drizzt, AKA why every DnD group from ~1990 to ~2005 had that guy who wanted to play a drow ranger.)

Nothing “mild” about how infuriating Teenage Mutant Ninja Goebbels is. There are only a few people I’d rather see fall from a very high place into a dumpster full of broken glass.

People sticking Q-tips in their (E)ars and to a lesser extent, (N)oses and (T)hroats.

Early on when it was coming into the US shops made the distinction, but Americans just sort of conflated the two. Makes it confusing if you want bubble tea with jelly and not pearls.

This has bugged me for twenty years.

“Bubble tea” refers to tea that is mixed in a shaker, creating a small layer of bubbles when it is served.

“Bubble tea with pearls” is the one with tapioca pearls in the bottom. Milk tea is tea made with milk.

Isn’t modular code used to handle repetitive mundane bits?

I actually have a good friend who got into hermit crab rescue, it’s pretty cool.

It’s not legal, but it is most certainly moral.

If you don’t want to eat shit, try eating fermented food, especially stuff you ferment yourself. Kimchi, sauerkraut, fermented pickles…all good for refreshing your gut biome.

And set the temperature. And learn how often to clean what parts. And how to take out the shelves and drawers without breaking them. And. And. And.

So: read the man page, find the switches and options you need and hand write that bitch on a notepad, close the man page and execute the command. It’s tedious but it will help your not-great memory work a lot better.

“Read The Fabulous Manual”

I had no idea. This will require an unbelievable amount of editing on my platypus furry porn.

But can you?

I know that not every mammal’s milk can be made into cheese, the protein and fat balance is off in many animals that do not eat grass. Therefore I assume it is possible the platypus’ milk and eggs may not behave the same way cows milk and chicken eggs do.