I think I missed that ubuntu release…

I’ve seen stars from a couple hockey hits but I don’t think I’ve ever had a concussion. I did once have my elbow punch its way out of my skin, but that’s about the gnarliest thing that’s happened to me.

If my feed could just be quokkas, capybaras, and manul, that’d be great.

I’m a trans guy and I joke about how I’m only doing it to not get talked over in meetings so this rings plausible.

Thanks, me and all the old people thought it was The Doors. https://youtu.be/7G2-FPlvY58

If it’s DINKWADs I’ve heard dual income no kids with a dog but if S is part of the acronym I got nothin’

Oh dang, lucky! (If tie dye is your thing, that is.)

me avoiding preparing for a job interview I really wish I hadn’t seen this or that I were out of q-tips.

pablum

schlock

Hey thanks, I learned 2 new words today :)

It’s too bad most lab coats are at least 50% polyester. They are definitely still tie-dyeable at even just 35% cotton but it’ll come out pastel.

But in this scenario don’t the toddlers need phones? Wait do toddlers all have phones now?

It’s an old meme, but it checks out.

We’re apes actually.

I ain’t seen the bridge!

Where’s that confounded bridge?

You woulda been living my dream lol

And there probably would have been cool rocks.

As an elder millennial I also did not get that one.

Now it’s over, I’m dead and I haven’t done anything that I want. Or I’m still alive and there’s nothing I wanna do.

I can’t think about how old that song is, it hurts me.

It’s not, it’s a Meijer (Midwest chain).