Should be a pucker of assholes.

There’s no plausible deniability with oil down the drain. The landlord would just bill you for the damage.

This looks uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository…

Two squiggles for strikethrough; one squiggle for _subscript; and no squiggle for you!

Little Johnny took a drink but now will drink no more

For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

I’d rather be guilty of that than of being the ones who rejected them.

I won’t be available, but I’ll send along a nice note expressing my approval.

Probably not criminal trespassing, since they are the owner of the property. It may fall under tenant harassment, unauthorized entry, constructive eviction, or other laws that pertain specifically to landlord/tenant relations.

Check to see if there are any local tenant’s rights or advocacy groups in your area that offer free legal consultations. They’d be able to advise you on the local tenant’s rights laws and whether they apply to your situation.

!shittymoviedetails@lemmy.world

“Pissing in the soup” doesn’t really work here unless you’re adulterating the software with something malicious.

Did what? Did what??

I once blew a coworker’s mind with Alt-Tab.

Everyone knows that foods are extended along the axis with a circular cross section.

i.e., burgers stack higher, hot dogs grow longer.

In Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force, there are terminals scattered around to restore your health, shield, ammo, etc. Each terminal restores one of these to a max of 100 health/shield or 300 ammo.

Then there’s the terminal just before the final boss fight that maxes everything to 999. Bricks were shat when first I saw that.

Verily.

The correct technical term is magic smoke.

Not the wrong way either.

Fair game.