Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies
Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023
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You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway
The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.
142·27 days agoCalifornian. No.
It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.
That detail is conspicuously absent from the announcement itself.
How did you post a empty comment?
UI elements that expand and cover up other UI elements when you mouse over them.
“Flat” color schemes where you can’t even tell where one UI element ends and the other begins.
Infinite scroll instead of pagination.
He’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.
Some species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.
2·2 months agoSome have stopped working, like SteamLink, but others still work. I know it’s just a matter of time.
Mine can because it also has Netflix, Hulu, etc. built in.
You fart continuously while using it.
The hands are too big.
If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.
How many assholes have got on this planet anyhow?
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
The overwhelming majority of the people guillotined during the French revolution were innocent commoners.
A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.