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She is a member of the tiddy-having population

Only 2h in or so, but enjoying it so far!

Started playing Haiku the Robot yesterday. I like the retro graphics and my (mediocre) pogo skills from Hollow Knight come in handy

Opened this post just to find the poop knife reference, thanks for delivering

Panius Cakius

You ate a German?

The OG is https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/Hidetoshi_Hasagawa, but the reference in Cyberpunk 2077 you’re talking about really cracked me up

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Getting 99 salary increases does feel unrealistic though

I’ve seen Ghost described as “Spooky ABBA” and somehow it kinda checks out. Not even mad, ABBA is great and so is Ghost

It has a lot of potassium

But we’re supposed to use Joules, not calories

Around the world

RCT was such a fantastic game

It’s probably up on YouTube already