Him being physically incapable of understanding the taint of coercion might also explain the years’ long delay in releasing the AGPL? Interesting.

Ooh, I know this one! WoTC already did that earlier this year by putting out their own “woke criticism” press-release so that they could secretly introduce gambling as a D&D product via blind-boxes.

https://youtu.be/MtZ0fD39Zcw?&t=865

I’m just going to swing for the fences with the always objectionable, “fiction trumps rules.”

I’ll assume you’re being intentionally obtuse because no one could actually be that dumb.

“Yeah, the load times are shit, but they aren’t shit enough to tell some intern to spend two months figuring out what’s going on.”

“What about when some nerd fixes it in a week and embarrasses us when he shows how it was caused by the addition of the shop?”

“We’ll fucking sue, that’s what.”

“What if we just paid him the bug bounty instead?”

“Fine, no need to Streisand this time, I guess.”

Rockstar being actual rockstars in their response :D

I want to see the companion program that queries the size of your number and then decides which part of the executable to mmap. It’d be so much faster and just require one or two more pieces in the analysis pipeline. We can totally set up a k8s cluster for this, right?

Unfortunately, I am not from the EU region, neither do I live in one

So, the GDPR doesn’t apply to you. So, you’re probably SOL?

I love everything about that. Even a small tech demo with like one kind of item and a single quest would be really cool.

I mean, yes, friend patriot!

да, comrade!

The good old, “If it’s not your source, it’s not your computer.”

Yes, but this is American Cartels. We can have them, too, and ours are better! 😡

Protec, not attak.

Now, they could still rename it FireWolfHound, which would be a rebranding I would be on board with.

Oh NOOOOOO!! Not the obvious and inevitable consequences of my actions!

But I’m a corporation, consequences are for the little guys, like the State Department!

There you go, assuming the problem is worth the corporation’s time and money to bother solving. The correct answer is to not bother hiring a customer support department and telling people that they’re SOL when stuff goes wrong. The goal is to take in more money than you spend on customer support, so you spend none.

That used to be the dream: corps hired you to work on the thing they needed that you were good at. Now, though, they just want everything for free and just acquihire to reassign you to whatever makes more money.

I dunno, Folding Ideas broke down Fortnite’s monetization policies, and they’re pretty damn barbaric, particularly in how they target kids.

God, fuck react in the eye with the pointy shit covered sticks of our ancestors. Useless technology that directly breaks the web because there’s never any fallback, so all you get is a blank page. Not even a “please-enable js” message.

So AT&T has lost 90% of its subscriber base? Neat!

“I don’t think you’re prepared for that level of self-awareness.”