Deadest eyes on earth

I’m not on drugs, I just wanted a Pepsi, just one Pepsi but they wouldn’t give it to me

Sorry to tell you bud, but I worked in commercial building maintenance for a decade and those are definitely government funded dick cameras. Dicks have 10 times the amount of distinction markers as finger prints. It’s the most accurate way to someone.

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Jabroni

Disagree, shelter dogs have it rough they deserve to be a little stoned. As a treat

I like the cut of your jib

Driving on 101 near Olympic National Park and I was pulling out of a gas station onto the hwy, I saw a dear approach the road, look both ways and wait for a car to pass before crossing the road. Nor quite pressing the walkway button but impressive none the less

That’s why your not invited to the haters ball

Hating the French is a MI6 psyop to direct hate away from the Bri*ish

I started rewatching King of the Hill a few days ago and this scene had me full on belly laughing

I may not know a guy, but I know a guy who knows a guy

Gotta get that nice even George Hamilton look going on

Having a conversation with me while there’s a dog in my line of sight

The amount of salt and butter needed to get certain foods to taste like restaurant food. My mother in law nearly fainted when I started cooking for her, but she loves the way it comes out so she let’s it be.

God works in mysterious ways. Papas getting a H&K mk 23