Ah, to be young again

There’s only one thing worse than a rapist

I’ve done many things involving my partners butt and, categorically, a relatively small portion of them have been overtly sexual.

But we can’t see it, which makes it mysterious.

Eh, the 80s and 90s were a marked shift towards usefulness. Gotta maximize shareholder value, dontcha know.

You and me both buddy, although “sprinkling” somewhat understates my general approach.

if it ain’t broke

Ironic choice of words

There’s just really not a very useful reason outside of “because we can”, so it hasn’t really been a priority. Still, that’s kinda the point of the Artemis program, so we’re getting there.

There are a few that you can buy, they just aren’t cheap. KAT Walk is a usable omni-“treadmill”, FreeAim has their motorized shoes. Again, not cheap, but still within the budget of a motivated enthusiast.

Oh boy, core memory unlocked.

My first sexual encounter was 69ing on the floor while the food network was on. My head game was a lot better than hers, so she couldn’t really concentrate on upholding her side of the bargain. There I was, spelling out the ABCs watching Rachel Ray talking about pasta facials.

That fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives

I try to avoid any kind of scroll-type behavior on my desktop. Desktop is for actual work, or hobbies that require actual focus and labor.

If I infect the big screen with mindless content consumption, I’ll ruin the quarantine.

Heads of state actually just do that, and in the process eject projectiles which look just like bullets into the muzzles of nearby firearms. It truly is crazy how nature do that.

Cure Wounds has a verbal component, but since the monkeys can’t speak they substitute an oral component

Have you seen a superhighway? It’s still accurate.

Ambiguous "they"s make it look like you want those monkeys to fellate the paladin

As long as he’s shaking his speare

I am pretty hard now that you’re asking the tuff questions, if that counts.

The only ones I found wouldn’t do anything off-menu :'(

Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?