Called it yet again.

Well, I’ve got responsibilities to the people who love me so I can’t play with my toy all day.

I look forward to your compulsive begging for scraps of my attention, but I’m done. I know you can’t help but reply though because you’re desperate.

Again, utterly predictable. I can conduct you like an orchestra.

No wonder you like being led by the nose like a good little Nazi.

Reply back, puppet.

Utterly predictable. You even stopped downvoting because I’m so in your head.

Dance for me, puppet.

But you can’t stop yourself because you crave attention.

You’re the open book of brain issues. Keep proving my point.

Weird, people don’t like Nazi shit. Crazy.

See? You’re still begging for my attention here.

Pathetic.

I’m sure it is. You must post all this dumb shit designed to get negative attention because your life is full of people who love and care about you.

You should go to therapy then.

But I love an inflated ego, carry on.

I guess that’s why you post your dumb troll takes: it makes you feel important. Some people can’t tell the difference between negative attention and positive.

Your mom should have hugged you at least once. The way you grew up isn’t normal.

You cared enough to downvote me. I guess I hurt your feelings, huh?

Reactionaries are such fragile creatures.

It’s hilarious how you think you’re still on Reddit so you spew out your Reactionary Bullshit for Boneheads ™️ and get flushed down the toilet every time.

It’s funny, my kids much prefer the AA baseball games over the indoor, air conditioned major league ones.

And it’s a whole lot more affordable: we can get into the park for about $30.

Only if it’s a single molecule of water, which would make it water vapor, not water.

If water makes things wet, then it makes the other water wet too.

Needs more lederhosen.

At least there’s still the Baja Blast Blood of Christ.

They know how to stoke reactionary resentment by inflaming a moral panic into a culture war.

Leek fans rise up!

Everyone should get a colonoscopy whenever it’s offered adorably.

“Can I pweeeeeeeeze put a finger in your butt?”

/flutters eyelashes

I’ve said it before, but I fuckin’ hate this guy.

Guy in the Sky