My hair all day since I shower at night:

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I had more fun watching the women’s rugby 7s at the Olympics than I ever did watching American football or soccer. I wish they showed it over here more often.

I should really visit France sometime. Sounds fantastic.

“I laugh the hardest regardless of turn order” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week. I’m dying.

I cook fish in the microwave.

That scene at the beginning where he ate the brainworm and then suddenly you couldn’t understand what anyone was saying was a masterstroke.

That pic is top-shelf meme bait.

Last Surprise is the best jrpg battle song of all time.

QA is for cowards who don’t have faith in their code. Real programers can test in prod.

Not trying to break the thread, but this is my favorite PKD that I’ve read.

We can remember dick

Oh, for sure. It’d have been useful information to communicate!

But telling kids to wear two condoms is insane even by American South standards.

I didn’t go to a “religious school,” but I did attend public high school in Texas.

Our health teacher was a coach, and he went over sex education. One day he said that condoms don’t eliminate risk from STDs, they just reduce it by about half. Even wearing two condoms doesn’t really eliminate the risk, it just reduces it by another 50%, so you’ve still got a 25% chance of getting something.

I was a pretty naïve kid, but even I knew that was fucking stupid.

My dad became a Christian Nationalist, but he loved Jim Croce when I was growing up.

He really liked the song Which Way Are You Going, but true to the song he’s got “one hand on the Bible, one hand on the gun.” It could have been written about him, but he still thinks he’s the pinnacle of righteousness.

Your POV:

Cool, I’d hate to live in a place where you can creep on your neighbors.

I bet it’s a pervert’s dream.

You think so? You think you have a right to install your camera on public property?

There are usually peeping tom laws that prevent this kind of thing, and it’s certainly cause for a civil harassment case if the person you’re spying on knows about it.

The real question is: why do you want the ability to film someone’s house like that unless you’re a creeper?

The people I stole it from stole it first. Fiction is like Mexican street food: it’s mostly the same ingredients, the artistry is in the preparation and proportions.