If I am correct about my cosmological theory.
We will all have a turn.
I wanted to be a developer, and create the kind of games that I wanted to play. Now, I just want to survive.
I feel that there is some world that others were brought into, that I was left too long to believe that I am a part of it, and I suffered a lot, trying to have the normalcy that others take for granted.
This is not my world, I don’t belong in it. My goal is to become independent enough to not have to worry about other humans exploiting me at all, or die trying.
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Don’t be silly. I have an overcomplicated learning chart, and neither the time nor capacity to study.
My speech patterns are still stained with my earlier learnings, making me sound smarter than I am.
People just don’t feel comfortable with the idea that their intelligence can simply be taken away.
1·2 days agoMe next please!
What do you mean that is not the normal kind? what is the normal kind? Hotdogging your wenie?
Artificially inseminated people:
2·2 days agoI mean, on one hand, it’s darn hairy, and calloused. On the other hand, I was half-joking.
How would I know, I’m not a foot model, and someone did contact me to ask me if I want a side gig.
Sadly, it would be illegal here to charge for it so uh, free foot pics only.
So both genders are fucking stupid?
I can’t help but feel that we aren’t even close to matching the intelligence of women.
And this guybis jot banned!?!
Problem is, I only do platonic lovebombing.
Hard to get a good angle, already did contortionist tricks, but I warned you.
…Enjoy…?
That’s why I only eat the flesh of men _
See ladies! I’m perfectly safe!
I’d give a cheek kiss lol
That’s fair, but also WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU MAKE HIM DOUCHE?
So you are being given a handjob by a woman?
It’s because you can basically murder and eat more-less any woman, and she can’t do anything about it, so she is rolling the dice.
Men meanwhile, a lot harder.
Also, less fucks given about it.
Depends if she let’s him get it elsewhere? You are stuck in a dilemma of being involuntary celibate for life, in return for love.
So oof.
You made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!
You seem to have the delusion that it is a special evil that even the worst people should be exempt from.
Let me remind you, they raped and ate children.
Went out of their way to make our lives miserable in every single way possible, are actively exterminating humanity.
They broke everything sacred, and did every evil they could.
I’m certainly letting the rape squad take care of them.
Both the urchin and chef literally. We don’t need no cosmic horror stories, all our actions are nullified, and rendered the same. There is no way to escape eternal pain and tragedy.