I already sound like AI, I wonder how long my friends will tolerate me for?

Was it because of the swastika incident?

Also trap the nest with glue

We should make wasp eating robots.

No, time to kill them until they evolve a sense of personal space. A few flew too close while I was swiping, so I actually hit them with a broom.

Something landed on me, and I swatted it on instinct. Only then did I notice I had killed a wasp.

Both the urchin and chef literally. We don’t need no cosmic horror stories, all our actions are nullified, and rendered the same. There is no way to escape eternal pain and tragedy.

If I am correct about my cosmological theory.

We will all have a turn.

Don’t be silly. I have an overcomplicated learning chart, and neither the time nor capacity to study.

My speech patterns are still stained with my earlier learnings, making me sound smarter than I am.

People just don’t feel comfortable with the idea that their intelligence can simply be taken away.

Me next please!

What do you mean that is not the normal kind? what is the normal kind? Hotdogging your wenie?

Artificially inseminated people:

I mean, on one hand, it’s darn hairy, and calloused. On the other hand, I was half-joking.

How would I know, I’m not a foot model, and someone did contact me to ask me if I want a side gig.

Sadly, it would be illegal here to charge for it so uh, free foot pics only.

So both genders are fucking stupid?

I can’t help but feel that we aren’t even close to matching the intelligence of women.

And this guybis jot banned!?!

Problem is, I only do platonic lovebombing.

Hard to get a good angle, already did contortionist tricks, but I warned you.

…Enjoy…?

That’s why I only eat the flesh of men ^_

See ladies! I’m perfectly safe!

I’d give a cheek kiss lol