No, I iust thought you were the only sarcastic furry on Earth, apparently.

I’m very “intimately” familiar with furries.

Can I have your co-workers?

The US is Sabotaging healthcare science long-term with it’s bullshit. We would be better off if it turned into a new Atlantida.

Ahaha, I’m going to hack their stupid fucking machine, they are going to get [REDACTED]

If this becomes mandatory, I’m leaving for the forests.

Are you trying to steal @Kolanaki@pawb.social 's niche, or are you his alt?

Only thing it is good at doing.

I am literally doing this now, are we really all the same?

Hehe, seems the deafness did get you, though!

Even off, theybwill cost you a lot, hun.

Well, I tried to report a child that wants to off himself on the 18th June. Everyone is appathetic, no one cares.

Am I supposed to care about these people who let this happen?

I’m fine with humans dying out for this reason.

Almost certain. Why? Want to see? It’s 20$ a buck, you won’t believe how ugly they are!

Just kidding.

I don’t charge.

EDIT: A foot, lmao.

EDIT2: A feet pick. The joke is now totally ruined.

Though, I don’t mind actually sending some, I’m cruious what the reaction would be.

I actually have a lethal grudge against Reddit, for encroaching on the interner and devouring it. I feel directly threatened by this, so I’m willing to well, contribute to anything that would oppose it.

Just get a grudge book, like some dwarves, and write down names and (optionaly) offenses.

Each generation of your family will inherit it.

Same. My therapist told me “you don’t look depressed”.

This is a good way to filter out bad people from your life.

I love it how trust was destroyed so profoundly, we effectively slam the door shut on these people to rehabilitate, should they ever want to.

Not that it matters in the medium-term.

No, you do not, trust me.

We are feeling quiet hatred, don’t you worry. We would get him if we could.

Woot!