It’d weigh 75 tons assuming that to be 5ft x 5ft x 5ft

jalapeños are really good even without heat. It’s just a good pepper. I don’t see any issue.

I could see them offering a new console that is mainly for cloud purposes. Microsoft believes the future of gaming is streaming. The only government body that paid any attention to this during their purchase of Activision blizzard King was the United Kingdom. While streaming is still pretty shitty right now for games, I think Microsoft has their sights 10 to 20 years ahead.

It didn’t take over most of its competition’s userbase magically, they have a well designed system despite its flaws.

It has absolutely nothing to do with Apple

Do you think that spending $2000 on something you enjoy like a hobby means that you should have a more expensive car?

Regardless, it’s a meme targeting the idea that Nissan drivers, especially Altima drivers, are aggressive road rage drivers and poor decision makers. Just googling “Nissan altima aggressive” shows plenty of examples of this idea.

Finally, a good meme to call out this NPC response

Ah yes lemme whip out my magical sales numbers ball and let you know